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You will be able to but once you eat it, it will come out of you and mooch off you.

I wish pigs could fly.

Granted but they are being hunted.

I wish I can have some ice cream.

You can but you are now lactose intolerant and it can't be helped by pills.

I wish for lots of moolah.

Granted, your yard is full of cows.

I wish traffic lights wouldn't turn red just before i get to the intersection.

Screeeeeeech...CRASH!! ! (Miss having them function properly yet?)

I wish I could get a good night's sleep.

Granted, you fall asleep for a thousand years, and then wake up in a whole new world, where no one knows you, and you have no one left that you know. your alone.



I wish. for the love of my life to be with me now and always, regardless of the end of time.,

Granted, those she will look like a very old woman.

I wish for a hat made out of feathers.

Oh look, a bird has just flown and landed on your head. Better make sure it doesn't fly away again.

I wish I had the longest hair in the world.

Granted, but your hair would be so long that it would a safety hazard for you and others.

I wish I could teleport to places.

Granted, but once you start trying to kiss or make love to someone you teleport, again and again and again, alone.



I wish, there was peace on earth. and good will amongst all humans.

Granted , but your stay at the convent becomes mucho boring.

I wish FDR would reappear.

Granted, but Hitler comes back as well

I wish it was the weekend

It's Sunday, 23:59:59, and you have one second to enjoy your weekend.

I wish i had a real life Portal Gun, which is supported by current understanding of Wormholes

Granted, but another member from here (If you can guess which one) steals it from you.

I wish I could join in the fun people have been having in the Clean Chatroom, without time zones affecting us.

When you log into the Chatroom at three in the morning to compensate, a mob on 4chan organizes a DDoS attack, nuking the entire chatroom.

There were no survivors.

I wish my portal gun would explode, killing the guy who stole it from me.

(The member is actually a girl)

Granted, but you end up getting killed as well.

I wish no one would leave.