Corrupt A Wish

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(I have no idea who we are talking about, sorry. i just joined)

Granted. No one leaves, The whole civilization of earth becomes cramped near you, because, while People can enter, no one could leave.
Eventually, everyone dies because of carbon-dioxide poisoning, and suffocation.

Once again, There were no survivors.


I wish i could have an interesting idea for once.

Granted, but your idea is rejected.

I wish I could hear the person talking to me over the phone in crystal clear quality.

Granted.

It turns out he was badmouthing you and harassing your mother.

i wish i could be Prefect.

Granted, except for your spelling.

I wish for the blue screen of death to be red.

Granted. A bull then smashes its horns through your monitor.

I wish I had done the push mowing today instead of letting time get away from me all day long because I was too tired.

granted. time no longer slips away and you live every day over and over wishing you had used the darn push mower.

I wish I could breath under water.

Granted. You have to balance a glass of water on your head so you are under it.

I wish for the bull to walk through the china shop without damaging anything.

Granted, it's owner damages things instead.

I wish time zones didn't affect what time people I wanted to talk to came online.

Granted, but you can't swim faster than that hungry Great White.

I wish shrinks could understand and help Aspies.

Granted, but in exchange, all shrinks are broken as well. so their advice can not be trusted.


I wish everyone on this forum, could come together for one massive party,

Granted no one shows up

I wish to not have a hangover tomorrow

Granted! You wake up in the hospital. The saline drip they gave you has totally cured your hangover. (This is a real thing. Emergency fluids FTW)

I wish to pull off red hair.

Granted, but your hair is no longer red.


I wish everyone enjoyed cultured music as much as I do.

Granted, TV now now only shows reruns of Lawrence Welk.

I wish libraries had a porn section.

Granted! An octogenarian library volunteer escorts you to it, has recommendations.

I wish I was better at poker.

Granted, but your poker skills are so prolific that people accuse you of cheating, tell the world you're a fraud, take all your money and throw you out on the street.

I wish I had saxaphone.