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Granted, but you can't play correctly it and get cited for noise pollution.

I wish rules were consistent and didn't constantly change.

Granted. The only rule is that you are not allowed to do anything, ever.

I wish for a cheerful visitor.

Granted. You are now a teenage girl, and you get what your mother refers to as "a visit from your friend".

I wish AspergianMutantt's wish that everyone on this forum could come together for one massive party would come true.

Granted we will all be housed on Rykers Island (NYC prison) for a month.

I wish someone will bring sufficient drinks for our party.

Granted, but the drinks are none alcoholic, but instead peyote tea.


I wish that all members of this forum, the best and greatest of luck when it comes to love and romance and a happy go lucky life.

Granted, what else are we going to do on Rykers Island.

I wish Aspies would all be sent to a wonderful tropical island.

Granted: other then this island is continental sized, and on a whole different planet!. and the planets name is Home world, or Right Planet!


I wish, that all the people and nations of this world, shared all their wealth equally with everyone else. then declared that we are all equally responsible for this world we live upon, and no nation or person has the right to own it or its lands or another person or animal thereupon., even though we are all to be responsibly its caretakers, as well as responsible for each other and our selves..

Granted, but a meteor crashes into the world that kills everyone.

I wish that you were suddenly transported to my world of Chitheria Tempus armed only with a stick.

Granted. The stick is used to hit the transponder to return me to where i was before that.

I wish to disobey the laws of physics.

Granted. The Atom 12 cops come to arrest you and send you to prison on a desolate planet, many light years away.

I wish our tropical island hadn't been ruined.

Granted, time reverses its self and your there before the big bang that ruined it all, and the meteor that crashed into the world misses it instead.



I wish, I had a girlfriend I could hold and love and love on, and felt the same about and with me. and that everyone else here had the same.

Granted your girlfriend cheats on you

I wish to my brain was bigger

Granted, you become so smart, and your head so large, that no man (nor woman) wants anything to do with you. they find you to intimidating. and all others find you so smart that they can not understand you or your logic. and you find everyone else totally ret*d. your utterly rejected and alone.



I wish, I was free.

granted, who ever wants you, gets you for free

i wish we could all get together and have fun some weekend(my fun, not what you want to do, cus your boring)

Granted, you spend all weekend as the target at a dunk tank.

I wish county fairs were like they were when I was a kid.

granted- you now have the mentality of a 4yr. old

i wish i could understand what it is about parades people like?