Corrupt A Wish

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Granted. You lose your understanding of everything else.

I wish for intrusive ads to be eliminated.

Granted. You begin to poop out mail circulars promoting stupid products.

I wish for my dog to be easier to train and therefore better behaved.

Granted. Now he becomes your master after your dog got tired of being told what to do and decides he's in charge.

I wish my life was like that of Prince William of Britain.

Granted, you will be constantly bombarded by the paparazzi.

I wish for a bedtime snack.

Granted: you end up with a woman to nibble upon.



I wish I could kill this thread.

Granted, you are not allowed another wish ever.

I wish gray gorillas could dance.

Granted. You become so enthralled by their dancing ability that you lose focus of all else, thus making you unproductive.

I wish that love was humanity's primary inclination.

Granted. No scoring in tennis is allowed anymore.

I wish all lights did not strobe nor flicker.

Granted. All the lights get burnt out and they can't be turned back on. Problem solved.

I wish I could rule the world with an iron fist.

Granted, but your iron fist rusts and now you need help to do anything.

I wish stupid people were not allowed to hold office or positions of authority.

Granted: but considering that the really smart people want nothing to do with political offices, there is no one left to hold the offices, so they all go to the cats and dogs.

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Where's your wish?

I wish I could forget what I saw if I didn't want to see it.

Granted, now you are stuck in mental masturbation trying to figure out what you didn't want to see.

I wish drunks wouldn't clog the sidewalks.

Granted! All drunks are given the power of flight.

I wish I could write music.

Granted, you will no longer be able to write words.

I wish money grew on trees.

Granted. Everybody starts planting their own money trees to mass produce money for themselves. This massive, uncontrollable infusion of additional money into the world, causes every single currency's value to collapse to nothing simultaneously. This results in a complete implosion of the entire planet's economy, leading to a complete collapse of all civilized society in the world. The planet is plunged into complete anarchy.

I wish that none of my wishes would ever be corrupted.