Corrupt A Wish

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30 Aug 2012, 2:01 pm

Granted. The world overpopulates until we all starve to death and run out of resources.

I wish we could travel safely and for free by transporter, just like in Star Trek.

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30 Aug 2012, 4:42 pm

Granted, but the only place it will take you is to the bathroom.

I wish I'd never married.

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30 Aug 2012, 5:36 pm

Granted but anything in your marriage never happened.

I wish I had more corn nuts.

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30 Aug 2012, 6:04 pm

Granted: you end up with so many corn nuts, and no other food, that thats all you get to eat for the next 10 years.

I wish, dead as a wraith, I can never die. and to watch angels cry.

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30 Aug 2012, 9:59 pm

Granted, but you realize, in horror, that you have been declared to be sent to the ninth layer of hell.

I wish that I had an adorable baby sloth.

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31 Aug 2012, 9:57 am

Granted, but you cannot contact anyone because there in no post office, cell tower, etc where you are heading.

I wish you all a Merry Christmas.

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31 Aug 2012, 12:54 pm

Granted. And I wish you a happy new year, you dirty animal!(cue tommy gun and evil laughter.)

I wish that you arrived to the world of Terra Insectum completely naked.

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31 Aug 2012, 2:27 pm

Granted: but all the world falls in love and obeys every desire and whim.

I wish I was the most corrupted of beings, to where nothing more could corrupt my existence more then I could corrupt theirs.

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01 Sep 2012, 11:25 am

Granted. Your corruption is only temporary then you become incorruptible.

I wish to roll uphill.

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02 Sep 2012, 3:30 pm

Granted...but then you roll downhill.

I wish that a flying saucer crashed into your backyard.

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02 Sep 2012, 3:39 pm

Granted but it's a B-movie prop so no damage really.

I wish school wasn't so close from now.

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02 Sep 2012, 3:44 pm

Granted: now you live one house away further from the school (sorry need to be more specific my dear).

I wish: I knew everything about quantum physics, even all the things yet undiscovered or known. then was able to share it all with the world, without them abusing its knowledge.

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02 Sep 2012, 3:58 pm

Granted: You discover that our universe is doomed and are now looked to as the one responsible for saving it.

I wish that I could speak and hold fluent conversations in every real language in this world.

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02 Sep 2012, 4:34 pm

Yoshie777 wrote:

Granted. Here's your 100 oz of gold paint worth about $8.00 a can.

I wish for a tablet.

works for me. i can still paint my wheelchair gold and if i need some for touchup then no problem just go buy more gold paint

AlreadyAgain: Granted! However you fail to be able to do math

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02 Sep 2012, 8:56 pm

All you need to say, is save me: Steven hawking made the best of what worst life had to offer. learn to make due with what you got.

I wish, I was just as brave.

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02 Sep 2012, 10:11 pm

Granted, you become brave enough to go into a perilous situation where you can't get out of unscaved.

I wish to climb the Empire State building.

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