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22 Nov 2016, 9:28 am

The mouse ran away past the sleeping dragon. Suddenly, it heard a deep roar, which came from within the mysterious grotto. Cowering beneath the bushes, the mouse saw a huge, grey behemoth.

"Greetings, how would mouses squeak?" it said. "Like lions do?"

"Huh?" The awkward mouse could not think straight. "What do you mean? Lions don't like
squeaking!" the mouse shyly said.

"No, but my pastor says lions smell, sound and eat just like mice."

"Bullcrap! Lions roar, eat mice and fart disgustingly."

Later Kim, the Kardashian mouse awoke toontown. It sounded Kanye-like, but was really high-pitched, like a kazoo. "The Kardashian family died," said Kim. "Trump fired them for squeaking."

"Huh?" said Jim the Hamster. "Why did they perish?"

"Because under Kanye's threat, the president would nuke Moscow and Kiev."

Meanwhile, the behemoth scratched behind his ears.

"Why are you so


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22 Nov 2016, 10:27 am

The mouse ran away past the sleeping dragon. Suddenly, it heard a deep roar, which came from within the mysterious grotto. Cowering beneath the bushes, the mouse saw a huge, grey behemoth.

"Greetings, how would mouses squeak?" it said. "Like lions do?"

"Huh?" The awkward mouse could not think straight. "What do you mean? Lions don't like
squeaking!" the mouse shyly said.

"No, but my pastor says lions smell, sound and eat just like mice."

"Bullcrap! Lions roar, eat mice and fart disgustingly."

Later Kim, the Kardashian mouse awoke toontown. It sounded Kanye-like, but was really high-pitched, like a kazoo. "The Kardashian family died," said Kim. "Trump fired them for squeaking."

"Huh?" said Jim the Hamster. "Why did they perish?"

"Because under Kanye's threat, the president would nuke Moscow and Kiev."

Meanwhile, the behemoth scratched behind his ears.

"Why are you so itchy?



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22 Nov 2016, 10:48 am

The mouse ran away past the sleeping dragon. Suddenly, it heard a deep roar, which came from within the mysterious grotto. Cowering beneath the bushes, the mouse saw a huge, grey behemoth.

"Greetings, how would mouses squeak?" it said. "Like lions do?"

"Huh?" The awkward mouse could not think straight. "What do you mean? Lions don't like
squeaking!" the mouse shyly said.

"No, but my pastor says lions smell, sound and eat just like mice."

"Bullcrap! Lions roar, eat mice and fart disgustingly."

Later Kim, the Kardashian mouse awoke toontown. It sounded Kanye-like, but was really high-pitched, like a kazoo. "The Kardashian family died," said Kim. "Trump fired them for squeaking."

"Huh?" said Jim the Hamster. "Why did they perish?"

"Because under Kanye's threat, the president would nuke Moscow and Kiev."

Meanwhile, the behemoth scratched behind his ears.

"Why are you so itchy?" the



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22 Nov 2016, 10:57 am

The mouse ran away past the sleeping dragon. Suddenly, it heard a deep roar, which came from within the mysterious grotto. Cowering beneath the bushes, the mouse saw a huge, grey behemoth.

"Greetings, how would mouses squeak?" it said. "Like lions do?"

"Huh?" The awkward mouse could not think straight. "What do you mean? Lions don't like
squeaking!" the mouse shyly said.

"No, but my pastor says lions smell, sound and eat just like mice."

"Bullcrap! Lions roar, eat mice and fart disgustingly."

Later Kim, the Kardashian mouse awoke toontown. It sounded Kanye-like, but was really high-pitched, like a kazoo. "The Kardashian family died," said Kim. "Trump fired them for squeaking."

"Huh?" said Jim the Hamster. "Why did they perish?"

"Because under Kanye's threat, the president would nuke Moscow and Kiev."

Meanwhile, the behemoth scratched behind his ears.

"Why are you so itchy?" the mouse


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22 Nov 2016, 11:49 am

The mouse ran away past the sleeping dragon. Suddenly, it heard a deep roar, which came from within the mysterious grotto. Cowering beneath the bushes, the mouse saw a huge, grey behemoth.

"Greetings, how would mouses squeak?" it said. "Like lions do?"

"Huh?" The awkward mouse could not think straight. "What do you mean? Lions don't like
squeaking!" the mouse shyly said.

"No, but my pastor says lions smell, sound and eat just like mice."

"Bullcrap! Lions roar, eat mice and fart disgustingly."

Later Kim, the Kardashian mouse awoke toontown. It sounded Kanye-like, but was really high-pitched, like a kazoo. "The Kardashian family died," said Kim. "Trump fired them for squeaking."

"Huh?" said Jim the Hamster. "Why did they perish?"

"Because under Kanye's threat, the president would nuke Moscow and Kiev."

Meanwhile, the behemoth scratched behind his ears.

"Why are you so itchy?" the mouse asked.



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22 Nov 2016, 12:13 pm

The mouse ran away past the sleeping dragon. Suddenly, it heard a deep roar, which came from within the mysterious grotto. Cowering beneath the bushes, the mouse saw a huge, grey behemoth.

"Greetings, how would mouses squeak?" it said. "Like lions do?"

"Huh?" The awkward mouse could not think straight. "What do you mean? Lions don't like
squeaking!" the mouse shyly said.

"No, but my pastor says lions smell, sound and eat just like mice."

"Bullcrap! Lions roar, eat mice and fart disgustingly."

Later Kim, the Kardashian mouse awoke toontown. It sounded Kanye-like, but was really high-pitched, like a kazoo. "The Kardashian family died," said Kim. "Trump fired them for squeaking."

"Huh?" said Jim the Hamster. "Why did they perish?"

"Because under Kanye's threat, the president would nuke Moscow and Kiev."

Meanwhile, the behemoth scratched behind his ears.

"Why are you so itchy?" the mouse asked.

"Squeaking



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22 Nov 2016, 12:39 pm

The mouse ran away past the sleeping dragon. Suddenly, it heard a deep roar, which came from within the mysterious grotto. Cowering beneath the bushes, the mouse saw a huge, grey behemoth.

"Greetings, how would mouses squeak?" it said. "Like lions do?"

"Huh?" The awkward mouse could not think straight. "What do you mean? Lions don't like
squeaking!" the mouse shyly said.

"No, but my pastor says lions smell, sound and eat just like mice."

"Bullcrap! Lions roar, eat mice and fart disgustingly."

Later Kim, the Kardashian mouse awoke toontown. It sounded Kanye-like, but was really high-pitched, like a kazoo. "The Kardashian family died," said Kim. "Trump fired them for squeaking."

"Huh?" said Jim the Hamster. "Why did they perish?"

"Because under Kanye's threat, the president would nuke Moscow and Kiev."

Meanwhile, the behemoth scratched behind his ears.

"Why are you so itchy?" the mouse asked.

"Squeaking is



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22 Nov 2016, 1:02 pm

The mouse ran away past the sleeping dragon. Suddenly, it heard a deep roar, which came from within the mysterious grotto. Cowering beneath the bushes, the mouse saw a huge, grey behemoth.

"Greetings, how would mouses squeak?" it said. "Like lions do?"

"Huh?" The awkward mouse could not think straight. "What do you mean? Lions don't like
squeaking!" the mouse shyly said.

"No, but my pastor says lions smell, sound and eat just like mice."

"Bullcrap! Lions roar, eat mice and fart disgustingly."

Later Kim, the Kardashian mouse awoke toontown. It sounded Kanye-like, but was really high-pitched, like a kazoo. "The Kardashian family died," said Kim. "Trump fired them for squeaking."

"Huh?" said Jim the Hamster. "Why did they perish?"

"Because under Kanye's threat, the president would nuke Moscow and Kiev."

Meanwhile, the behemoth scratched behind his ears.

"Why are you so itchy?" the mouse asked.

"Squeaking is scratchy



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22 Nov 2016, 1:13 pm

The mouse ran away past the sleeping dragon. Suddenly, it heard a deep roar, which came from within the mysterious grotto. Cowering beneath the bushes, the mouse saw a huge, grey behemoth.

"Greetings, how would mouses squeak?" it said. "Like lions do?"

"Huh?" The awkward mouse could not think straight. "What do you mean? Lions don't like
squeaking!" the mouse shyly said.

"No, but my pastor says lions smell, sound and eat just like mice."

"Bullcrap! Lions roar, eat mice and fart disgustingly."

Later Kim, the Kardashian mouse awoke toontown. It sounded Kanye-like, but was really high-pitched, like a kazoo. "The Kardashian family died," said Kim. "Trump fired them for squeaking."

"Huh?" said Jim the Hamster. "Why did they perish?"

"Because under Kanye's threat, the president would nuke Moscow and Kiev."

Meanwhile, the behemoth scratched behind his ears.

"Why are you so itchy?" the mouse asked.

"Squeaking is scratchy, my


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22 Nov 2016, 1:16 pm

The mouse ran away past the sleeping dragon. Suddenly, it heard a deep roar, which came from within the mysterious grotto. Cowering beneath the bushes, the mouse saw a huge, grey behemoth.

"Greetings, how would mouses squeak?" it said. "Like lions do?"

"Huh?" The awkward mouse could not think straight. "What do you mean? Lions don't like
squeaking!" the mouse shyly said.

"No, but my pastor says lions smell, sound and eat just like mice."

"Bullcrap! Lions roar, eat mice and fart disgustingly."

Later Kim, the Kardashian mouse awoke toontown. It sounded Kanye-like, but was really high-pitched, like a kazoo. "The Kardashian family died," said Kim. "Trump fired them for squeaking."

"Huh?" said Jim the Hamster. "Why did they perish?"

"Because under Kanye's threat, the president would nuke Moscow and Kiev."

Meanwhile, the behemoth scratched behind his ears.

"Why are you so itchy?" the mouse asked.

"Squeaking is scratchy, my tail


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22 Nov 2016, 1:22 pm

The mouse ran away past the sleeping dragon. Suddenly, it heard a deep roar, which came from within the mysterious grotto. Cowering beneath the bushes, the mouse saw a huge, grey behemoth.

"Greetings, how would mouses squeak?" it said. "Like lions do?"

"Huh?" The awkward mouse could not think straight. "What do you mean? Lions don't like
squeaking!" the mouse shyly said.

"No, but my pastor says lions smell, sound and eat just like mice."

"Bullcrap! Lions roar, eat mice and fart disgustingly."

Later Kim, the Kardashian mouse awoke toontown. It sounded Kanye-like, but was really high-pitched, like a kazoo. "The Kardashian family died," said Kim. "Trump fired them for squeaking."

"Huh?" said Jim the Hamster. "Why did they perish?"

"Because under Kanye's threat, the president would nuke Moscow and Kiev."

Meanwhile, the behemoth scratched behind his ears.

"Why are you so itchy?" the mouse asked.

"Squeaking is scratchy, my tail makes


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22 Nov 2016, 1:28 pm

The mouse ran away past the sleeping dragon. Suddenly, it heard a deep roar, which came from within the mysterious grotto. Cowering beneath the bushes, the mouse saw a huge, grey behemoth.

"Greetings, how would mouses squeak?" it said. "Like lions do?"

"Huh?" The awkward mouse could not think straight. "What do you mean? Lions don't like
squeaking!" the mouse shyly said.

"No, but my pastor says lions smell, sound and eat just like mice."

"Bullcrap! Lions roar, eat mice and fart disgustingly."

Later Kim, the Kardashian mouse awoke toontown. It sounded Kanye-like, but was really high-pitched, like a kazoo. "The Kardashian family died," said Kim. "Trump fired them for squeaking."

"Huh?" said Jim the Hamster. "Why did they perish?"

"Because under Kanye's threat, the president would nuke Moscow and Kiev."

Meanwhile, the behemoth scratched behind his ears.

"Why are you so itchy?" the mouse asked.

"Squeaking is scratchy, my tail makes me



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22 Nov 2016, 1:32 pm

The mouse ran away past the sleeping dragon. Suddenly, it heard a deep roar, which came from within the mysterious grotto. Cowering beneath the bushes, the mouse saw a huge, grey behemoth.

"Greetings, how would mouses squeak?" it said. "Like lions do?"

"Huh?" The awkward mouse could not think straight. "What do you mean? Lions don't like
squeaking!" the mouse shyly said.

"No, but my pastor says lions smell, sound and eat just like mice."

"Bullcrap! Lions roar, eat mice and fart disgustingly."

Later Kim, the Kardashian mouse awoke toontown. It sounded Kanye-like, but was really high-pitched, like a kazoo. "The Kardashian family died," said Kim. "Trump fired them for squeaking."

"Huh?" said Jim the Hamster. "Why did they perish?"

"Because under Kanye's threat, the president would nuke Moscow and Kiev."

Meanwhile, the behemoth scratched behind his ears.

"Why are you so itchy?" the mouse asked.

"Squeaking is scratchy, my tail makes me giddy!


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22 Nov 2016, 1:37 pm

The mouse ran away past the sleeping dragon. Suddenly, it heard a deep roar, which came from within the mysterious grotto. Cowering beneath the bushes, the mouse saw a huge, grey behemoth.

"Greetings, how would mouses squeak?" it said. "Like lions do?"

"Huh?" The awkward mouse could not think straight. "What do you mean? Lions don't like
squeaking!" the mouse shyly said.

"No, but my pastor says lions smell, sound and eat just like mice."

"Bullcrap! Lions roar, eat mice and fart disgustingly."

Later Kim, the Kardashian mouse awoke toontown. It sounded Kanye-like, but was really high-pitched, like a kazoo. "The Kardashian family died," said Kim. "Trump fired them for squeaking."

"Huh?" said Jim the Hamster. "Why did they perish?"

"Because under Kanye's threat, the president would nuke Moscow and Kiev."

Meanwhile, the behemoth scratched behind his ears.

"Why are you so itchy?" the mouse asked.

"Squeaking is scratchy, my tail makes me giddy!" sang


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22 Nov 2016, 2:31 pm

The mouse ran away past the sleeping dragon. Suddenly, it heard a deep roar, which came from within the mysterious grotto. Cowering beneath the bushes, the mouse saw a huge, grey behemoth.

"Greetings, how would mouses squeak?" it said. "Like lions do?"

"Huh?" The awkward mouse could not think straight. "What do you mean? Lions don't like
squeaking!" the mouse shyly said.

"No, but my pastor says lions smell, sound and eat just like mice."

"Bullcrap! Lions roar, eat mice and fart disgustingly."

Later Kim, the Kardashian mouse awoke toontown. It sounded Kanye-like, but was really high-pitched, like a kazoo. "The Kardashian family died," said Kim. "Trump fired them for squeaking."

"Huh?" said Jim the Hamster. "Why did they perish?"

"Because under Kanye's threat, the president would nuke Moscow and Kiev."

Meanwhile, the behemoth scratched behind his ears.

"Why are you so itchy?" the mouse asked.

"Squeaking is scratchy, my tail makes me giddy!" sang the



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22 Nov 2016, 2:45 pm

The mouse ran away past the sleeping dragon. Suddenly, it heard a deep roar, which came from within the mysterious grotto. Cowering beneath the bushes, the mouse saw a huge, grey behemoth.

"Greetings, how would mouses squeak?" it said. "Like lions do?"

"Huh?" The awkward mouse could not think straight. "What do you mean? Lions don't like
squeaking!" the mouse shyly said.

"No, but my pastor says lions smell, sound and eat just like mice."

"Bullcrap! Lions roar, eat mice and fart disgustingly."

Later Kim, the Kardashian mouse awoke toontown. It sounded Kanye-like, but was really high-pitched, like a kazoo. "The Kardashian family died," said Kim. "Trump fired them for squeaking."

"Huh?" said Jim the Hamster. "Why did they perish?"

"Because under Kanye's threat, the president would nuke Moscow and Kiev."

Meanwhile, the behemoth scratched behind his ears.

"Why are you so itchy?" the mouse asked.

"Squeaking is scratchy, my tail makes me giddy!" sang the behemoth


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