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Zeek Veteran
Joined: 5 Nov 2009Age: 29Gender: MalePosts: 925
Banned for driving with one eye shut while listening to music
theimperiousdork Veteran
Joined: 7 Jul 2009Age: 38Gender: MalePosts: 5,896Location: Secret
Banned for being the guard dog.
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Banned for being imperious
Erminea Veteran
Joined: 17 Jul 2008Age: 54Gender: MalePosts: 9,083Location: Holland
Banned for singing out of tune in the shower.
Banned for frightening passers by of your house when you are singing in the shower. They thought someone was being murdered!
Banned for murdering Erminea
Banned for assuming he could do such a thing. Besides an occasional wood pigeon he wouldn't even think of hurting a fly.
Banned for not giving flies rights to land on his dinner as stated under the Geneva convention.
preludeman Veteran
Joined: 21 May 2007Age: 54Gender: MalePosts: 562Location: Florida
Banned for meditating too much and too long.
Banned for being 39 y/o. Not a thing you're to blame but that just a no-no in this part of the woods. (um.... )
BruceCM Veteran
Joined: 8 Nov 2009Age: 49Gender: MalePosts: 520Location: Exeter, England
Banned for being ageist!
Banned for having a combined age and post count of 109
Banned for claiming to be God!
Banned for being invisible. Well you would be banned if anyone could see you to ban you, but then you wouldn't be bannable for being invisible.
Banned for being a ghost!
Banned for being called Bruce.