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19 Mar 2020, 1:03 pm

Start a savings account when your broke... so you can earn that big 1.5 to 1.8 percent annual interest!

Just make a cash advance on your credit card of one grand, and use that to start your new savings account.

You will earn less than two percent per year on your 1K investment, but the cash advance will only cost you....26 percent per year! :lol:



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19 Mar 2020, 5:29 pm

Start an argument with a stranger.
About politics.
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19 Mar 2020, 5:35 pm

Sylkat wrote:
Start an argument with a stranger.
About politics.
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And if you really want to make friends with them quickly throw in some slurs about their religious beliefs, ethnicity and grooming habits at will!



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19 Mar 2020, 8:39 pm

leap before you look 8O


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19 Mar 2020, 10:23 pm

Find a ‘conspiracy ‘ website.
Join under the name of a well- known politician.
Post that acne is contagious; the CDC secretly confirmed it to the government.


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19 Mar 2020, 10:50 pm

Sylkat wrote:
Find a ‘conspiracy ‘ website.
Join under the name of a well- known politician.
Post that acne is contagious; the CDC secretly confirmed it to the government.


omg that WAS you....... !


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19 Mar 2020, 11:21 pm

replace all your chewing gum with metal bars.



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19 Mar 2020, 11:25 pm

Chew the end off your pen and nearly choke on it, like I just did. :roll:


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19 Mar 2020, 11:50 pm

believe in "trickle down theory"



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20 Mar 2020, 4:39 am

^ isn't that a symptom of serious bladder issues?



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20 Mar 2020, 4:46 am

^^^more a symptom of dogmatic dissocial psychosis, and/or serious moral failings.



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20 Mar 2020, 4:49 am

^ I know, just felt like a bit of potty humour :wink:

One could broaden it too:

“The world is just and moral outcomes are assured, don’t worry you’re pretty little head about it.”



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20 Mar 2020, 5:39 am

i can handle potty humor alright :mrgreen:
the "just worlders" OTOH are right fascists. :|



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20 Mar 2020, 7:44 am

Karamazov wrote:
^ I know, just felt like a bit of potty humour :wink:

One could broaden it too:

“The world is just and moral outcomes are assured, don’t worry you’re pretty little head about it.”


The real problem is : that i really expect this and attempt to operate as if that is the real reality and the differences between was is and what is not is killing me.
Worst of all it is ingrained . And attempts to avoid this has/is becoming deleterious to my entity .This can lead to total obliterations of the same entity.


believing in anything these days that represent true justice appears as a fools
game ? but without that grounding how do you not become criminalistic in nature .


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20 Mar 2020, 8:13 am

^ Currently I’m going with the stoic idea that the only goodness and justice in the world is that which we place in it through acts of kindness, mercy and compassion.

(Hmmm... although this is getting a bit serious for this thread now :lol: )



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20 Mar 2020, 5:35 pm

Karamazov wrote:
^ Currently I’m going with the stoic idea that the only goodness and justice in the world is that which we place in it through acts of kindness, mercy and compassion.

(Hmmm... although this is getting a bit serious for this thread now :lol: )

in a ideal world btw which planet are you on.......? no worries on anyone selling you swampland now... they sold it all to me. :D


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