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17 Jan 2008, 8:44 pm

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Granted! But I have no idea what a soft latexy thingy is.

I wish for termination of the existance of NTs.


Granted! but now all your friends with cerebral palsy get wiped out too :(

I wish people knew what a soft latexy thingy is

Granted but the explanation is unusual..

it is a soft thingy i can be mummy wrapped in.

I wish i could go for a dunk in molasses


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17 Jan 2008, 8:47 pm

Granted! But you drown.

I wish people would stop sending me text messages.



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17 Jan 2008, 8:49 pm

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Granted! But you drown.

I wish people would stop sending me text messages.


Granted! but now you girlfriend stops too

i wish i didnt drown in the molasses but could live within its sticky gooey warm thick embrace :D


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17 Jan 2008, 8:51 pm

Granted! But you're stuck there forever.

I wish my tomato soup wasn't cold.



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17 Jan 2008, 8:52 pm

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Granted! But you're stuck there forever.

I wish my tomato soup wasn't cold.


Granted! but it turns into a pool of tomato soup thats nice and hot. but now you must swim in it...

I wish I could live without eating or breathing so i could live in my molasses pond :D


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17 Jan 2008, 8:54 pm

Granted! But you could've lived in your molasses pond either way, and you become depressed.

I wish to remember to make a wish next time.



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17 Jan 2008, 8:56 pm

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Granted! But you could've lived in your molasses pond either way, and you become depressed.

I wish to remember to make a wish next time.


Granted! but this time you wish to live in my molasses pond city with me :D need friends :D

I wish a lot of people would come discover that molasses is a great sensory thingy and come to live in my molasses city!


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17 Jan 2008, 8:59 pm

Granted. However, the molasses starts to ferment.



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17 Jan 2008, 8:59 pm

Granted! But your city grows too large and eventually a riot is started and people burn the city to the ground.

I don't have a wish.



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17 Jan 2008, 9:01 pm

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Granted! But your city grows too large and eventually a riot is started and people burn the city to the ground.

I wish for world domination.


Granted! but god hates you now and sends you to hell

I wish you didnt make that wish!


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17 Jan 2008, 9:10 pm

Granted! But I edited the wish to nothingness and people forgot it ever happened, causing poverty.

I wish I wasn't too lazy to put the milk back in the fridge.



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17 Jan 2008, 9:12 pm

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Granted! But I edited the wish to nothingness and people forgot it ever happened, causing poverty.

I wish I wasn't too lazy to put the milk back in the fridge.


Granted! but you miss my response on the thread!

I wish to have a fridge in my room! one of those little cute mini fridgerators!


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17 Jan 2008, 9:15 pm

Granted, but it smells like a 50 year old bus driver.

I wish that my beard growth was even thicker than Santa's beard growth.


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17 Jan 2008, 9:16 pm

Granted! But it takes up 75% of the space in your room. Hey, it would be considered small on other planets.

I wish that the fish my dad is cooking didn't smell so atrocious.



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17 Jan 2008, 9:17 pm

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Granted! But it takes up 75% of the space in your room. Hey, it would be considered small on other planets.

I wish that the fish my dad is cooking didn't smell so atrocious.

Granted! you no longer have a nose!

i have no wish right now...

so i will wish for 886.

886 wishes to have a ferrari enzo


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17 Jan 2008, 9:22 pm

Granted. However, it is not in drivable condition, and its body is rusting.



I wish that time were more maleable.


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