Corrupt A Wish

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09 Sep 2012, 11:16 am

Granted, but they can only be used for letters to the Cook Islands. :twisted: No insult to anyone from there of course, but it's a wee bit remote and selective.

I wish that packing was not so exhausting.

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09 Sep 2012, 1:19 pm

Granted, but unpacking is now 10 000 times more exhausting

I wish I didn't have to start school tomorrow

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09 Sep 2012, 1:29 pm

Granted, it starts today!

I wish the shower wasn't so cold.

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09 Sep 2012, 3:55 pm

Granted. Now it is super-hot pressurized steam.

I wish that things from my fantasy worlds came into the real world.

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09 Sep 2012, 5:10 pm

Granted! An angry, axe-wielding, crazy, bloodthirsty orc from your fantasy world appears in your bedroom.

I wish for someone to make me a sammich.

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09 Sep 2012, 5:15 pm

Granted. *Poof!* You are now a sammich.

I wish I spoke less often and said less when I did.

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10 Sep 2012, 2:54 am

I wish all previous wishes were undone and everything was back to normal.

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10 Sep 2012, 7:28 am

MindWithoutWalls wrote:

I wish I spoke less often and said less when I did.

Granted. You now have laryngitis.

Tensu wrote:

I wish all previous wishes were undone and everything was back to normal.

Granted, but the game starts again, and everything gets corrupted again.

I wish for perfect chaos.

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10 Sep 2012, 8:12 am

Granted, but the paradoxical... let's say nature, of perfect chaos causes it to immediately... implode would be the most accurate word, into... nonexistence would be the most accurate word, and it takes your house with it.

I wish for cheese!

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10 Sep 2012, 12:35 pm

Granted. Your residence is full of smelly limburger cheese.

I wish to lose 100 pounds.

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10 Sep 2012, 12:48 pm

Granted. Your checking account is now short 100 pounds.

I wish all concrete in the world would turn a nice rich blue color.

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10 Sep 2012, 1:04 pm

Granted, but the human mind is not capable of processing that much beauty and our brains explode.

I wish our brains un-exploded.

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10 Sep 2012, 1:08 pm

Granted. However everybody is dead and still walking around. The Zombie Apocalypse is now here.

I wish Farms and forests and jungles would get exactly the weather they need to grow properly and eventually erase all deserts from the world.

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10 Sep 2012, 2:07 pm

Granted, but as some jungles need deserts to get the proper weather (such as the Amazon's dependence on dust blown across the atlantic from the sahara) once all deserts are gone the jungles start to die and leave behind useless scorched earth.

I wish people understood that that is neither what the word "zombie" means, nor what the word "apocalypse" means.

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11 Sep 2012, 6:24 pm

Granted. This terrible event happens and it could have easily been prevented. However, because we don't understand these two words, we don't receive a warning or have a chance to react. So we all get destroyed by the you know who.

I wish I could live without food and water.

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11 Sep 2012, 7:05 pm

Granted.You are now a very lively polka!

I wish dinner were ready right now.

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