Corrupt A Wish

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Yensid
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15 Sep 2012, 3:05 am

Granted. They all live in your bedroom.

I wish for some ice cream with no calories.

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15 Sep 2012, 8:25 am

Granted, but ice cream now tastes like roadkill.

I wish I didn't have to do any homework this weekend

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16 Sep 2012, 5:22 am

Granted. You are magically teleported to a Third World country where no school is available and people have to send money to UNICEF in order for you to have one built in your villlage.

I wish I owned my own home.

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16 Sep 2012, 9:53 am

Granted, you own a house haunted by a murderous ghost in the middle of the shara desert.

I wish ice cream no longer tasted like roadkill.

Canaspie wrote:

Granted, but all the other colours get taken away

I'm actually cool with that.

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16 Sep 2012, 1:14 pm

granted- it's not dead yet

i wish i lived in a dust free envroment

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16 Sep 2012, 7:07 pm

Granted. You now live in the middle of a giant block of ice.

I wish that I had a better sense of direction.

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16 Sep 2012, 9:26 pm

Granted. You have a better sense of direction but the only method of transportation available to you from now on is the pogo stick.

I wish somebody would tidy up my mess and do my laundry.

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17 Sep 2012, 4:29 am

Granted. That somebody is you.

I wish for my 15 minutes of fame.

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17 Sep 2012, 11:59 am

Granted. If is when the FBI falsely accuses you of terrorism ans their pursuit of you makes for worldwide television.

I wish to swim in jello.

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17 Sep 2012, 1:26 pm

Granted. you now swimming in jello. Unfortunately, it is a Gelatinous Cube and it devours you.

I wish everybody only had clothes that fit them perfectly and are color coordinated for their skin type and color and hair color.

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17 Sep 2012, 8:03 pm

Granted but now everybody has purple skin, orange hair, and is built like they're made of pipe stem cleaners.

I wish my stomach didn't hurt right now.

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17 Sep 2012, 9:53 pm

Granted, but now your legs are broken by the roof of the pharmacy where you bought gravol.

I wish i was understood

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18 Sep 2012, 7:57 am

grated- someone is standing on you

i wish i was better prepared for the power going out!

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18 Sep 2012, 2:26 pm

Granted, your preparation works out when you get stranded on a deserted island.

I wish to open any lock i encounter

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18 Sep 2012, 4:44 pm

Granted, any lock within 500 yards of you unlocks automatically. There are strings of thefts everywhere you go and everyone runs you out of town.

I wish for world peace.

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19 Sep 2012, 10:06 am

Granted, a deadly virus is released that makes everyone so lethargic they can't be bothered to fight anymore... or even get out of bed; so everyone starves to death.

I wish for a big cheese burger.

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