Corrupt A Wish

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21 Sep 2012, 9:06 pm

Granted! Your new home is Venus where a single day is the same length as 243 Earth days. Plenty of time to get things done. Shame about the toxic atmosphere.

I wish for all my future wishes to be uncorruptable.

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21 Sep 2012, 11:18 pm

Granted. You are banned from the Wrong Planet forums, thus being banned and no longer corrupted.

I wish I had a full head of hair.

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22 Sep 2012, 3:29 am

Granted. Your brain turns into hair.

I wish for a religious experience.

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22 Sep 2012, 10:15 am

Granted. You face the rapture.

I wish dodo birds were still alive.

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22 Sep 2012, 4:26 pm

Granted, but one of them doesn't like you and keeps pecking you on your head whenever it sees you.

I want to be famous.

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22 Sep 2012, 4:48 pm

Granted. You become famous for the invention and eventual use of a doomsday device.

I wish everybody thought I was the funniest person in the world.

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22 Sep 2012, 10:52 pm

Granted. More than anyone else around, we all think you smell funny.

I wish that Yensid's religious experience had been to see the Virgin Mary on a half-eaten omelet. Don't ask me why. I just do.

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23 Sep 2012, 1:35 am

Granted, but I sell the omelet on e-bay for $1,000,000.

I wish for some bread pudding.

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23 Sep 2012, 10:50 am

Granted. It is made with moldy bread.

I wish tires did not go flat.

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23 Sep 2012, 12:41 pm

Granted. They explode instead.

I wish someone would find a cure for my procrastination

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24 Sep 2012, 3:49 pm

Granted. You now have a little gnome who annoyingly follows you around, pestering you all day to do things and shooting you with little darts when you don't do them right away.

I wish our motorcycles were in good repair.

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24 Sep 2012, 5:19 pm

Granted. You have to get expensive maintenance every week in order to keep it that way.

I wish to walk on ceilings.

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24 Sep 2012, 10:14 pm

Granted. A natural disaster turns your house upside down.

I wish I could sleep well at night.

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24 Sep 2012, 10:29 pm

Granted. But you also sleep well all day, and all the next night too. In fact you fall asleep Forever!

I wish I could easily use all the cool emoticons from all the past forums I've been on on this forum.

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Granted. You wished for a volcano and it appears from the bottom of your house. So you have no choice but to live somewhere else and take refuge.

+20 points for getting my reference. :wink:

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24 Sep 2012, 10:48 pm

Granted, but so can everybody else, which leads to an emoticon spam frenzy so big and taking up so much space on the site that the mods eventually have to ban the use of emoticons entirely

I wish for a vacation

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25 Sep 2012, 2:04 pm

Granted. Your boss fires you allowing you to be on permanent vacation.

I wish you would get your job back.

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