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17 Jan 2008, 9:23 pm

Can I grant my own wish?

I'm going to do it anyway.

Granted! But it's broken down and unfixable and costs too much to tow. It's also parked more than 12 inches from the curb and cannot be moved, and I recieve 200 parking tickets.

I wish for a new england patriots loss.

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17 Jan 2008, 9:23 pm

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Granted. However, it is not in drivable condition, and its body is rusting.

I wish that time were more maleable.

Granted! it is so soft it slips through you fingers :lol:

doesent it already do that :lol:

I wish time would go faster so i can get my powerchair quicker!

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17 Jan 2008, 9:30 pm

Granted. However, since time moves quicker, every thing else does too, and cannot notice any difference.

I wish that more were possible.

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17 Jan 2008, 9:31 pm

QuantumCowboy wrote:

Granted. However, since time moves quicker, every thing else does too, and cannot notice any difference.

I wish that more were possible.

Granted! but now Iraq takes the world over :lol:

i wish my powerchair would arrive... NOW!! !

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17 Jan 2008, 9:33 pm

Granted. You power chair arrives so immediately that it crashes through the wall, and permanently leaves marks in the floor.

I wish that I could earn a livelihood in my field.

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17 Jan 2008, 9:34 pm

QuantumCowboy wrote:

Granted. You power chair arrives so immediately that it crashes through the wall, and permanently leaves marks in the floor.

I wish that I could earn a livelihood in my field.

(could care less about the floor... as long as the powerchair is fine!)

Granted! but its a livelihood of BOOKS

I wish that hole in the wall is fixed...

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17 Jan 2008, 9:38 pm

Strapples wrote:

QuantumCowboy wrote:

Granted. You power chair arrives so immediately that it crashes through the wall, and permanently leaves marks in the floor.

I wish that I could earn a livelihood in my field.

(could care less about the floor... as long as the powerchair is fine!)

Granted! but its a livelihood of BOOKS

My field would involve a large number of books. I like books.

Strapples wrote:

I wish that hole in the wall is fixed...

It is. However, the patching compound used is radioactive.

I wish that I had more time, and enough money to pay off all my bills.

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17 Jan 2008, 9:39 pm

QuantumCowboy wrote:

Strapples wrote:

QuantumCowboy wrote:

Granted. You power chair arrives so immediately that it crashes through the wall, and permanently leaves marks in the floor.

I wish that I could earn a livelihood in my field.

(could care less about the floor... as long as the powerchair is fine!)

Granted! but its a livelihood of BOOKS

My field would involve a large number of books. I like books.

Strapples wrote:

I wish that hole in the wall is fixed...

It is. However, the patching compound used is radioactive.

I wish that I had more time, and enough money to pay off all my bills.

Granted! but the money is credit! and produces MOAR bills!

I wish i had a meme photo for this situation,... one with a cute kitten holding a bill saying "MOAR BILLS"

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18 Jan 2008, 12:02 am

Granted! But the kittehs misfile your utility bills, and your electricity gets cut off.

I wish my muse would come out of hiding.

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18 Jan 2008, 12:13 am

Granted. However, you do not find it very a-muse-ing.

I wish that I could decide when to feel tired.

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18 Jan 2008, 12:25 am

Granted, but you are taken hostage by some maniac who forces you to decide to be tired at the times you don't want to be.

I wish my cat was a dolphin

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18 Jan 2008, 1:16 am

Granted, er...good luck with that.
I wish someone would post in the "say something stupid" thread
because i am the last poster and killed it!

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18 Jan 2008, 1:35 am

Granted, but I had to alter E=mc^2 to E= :afro: ^2

I wish the oceans were safer to travel on.

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18 Jan 2008, 1:58 am

Granted,but that's because they all become exclusion zones,so no one's allowed to travel on them.

iamnotaparakeet, you really are a friend in need!
That's two favours i owe you!
thanks,cool guy!

I wish for greater awareness of the Aspy's problems.

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18 Jan 2008, 8:49 am

syzygyish wrote:

Granted! but it is NEGATIVE awareness

I wish for the stock markets to TANK TANK TANK today because i am SHORT SHORT SHORT

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18 Jan 2008, 5:11 pm

Granted. However, you grow taller, thus losing any benefits therof.

I wish that I could spend the entire weekend with my GF.

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