Corrupt A Wish

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04 Oct 2012, 5:47 pm

Granted. It tastes good by a housefly's standards.

Boy, things are really messed up now, huh? I'm going to wish all previous wishes were undone and everything was back to normal again.

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04 Oct 2012, 6:34 pm

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Granted. It tastes good by a housefly's standards.

Boy, things are really messed up now, huh? I'm going to wish all previous wishes were undone and everything was back to normal again.

Granted. You lose your sense of humor along with the undoing.

I wish I was a better cook.

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04 Oct 2012, 10:36 pm

Granted. You become so good, that you star on Hell's kitchen. During the show, you get yelled at by chef Ramsey and other chefs a lot and the pressure hurts you so bad that you have a meltdown on live TV. Causing all the viewers including all the other chef participants to laugh at you.

I wish I could make a good soundtrack for a movie.

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04 Oct 2012, 11:14 pm

Granted. The poor screenwriting and bad acting makes the movie bomb negating the wonderful soundtrack.

I wish for a the sun to be green.

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05 Oct 2012, 4:53 am

Granted, but your eyes adjust, so everything is the same.

I wish to remember everything good that I have forgotten.

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05 Oct 2012, 12:41 pm

You also remember everything bad you'e forgotten as well.

I wish for a reminder of what my friend looks like.

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05 Oct 2012, 5:36 pm

Granted. You now have a very clear picture of your friend's left baby toe.

I wish I could finish my new Website without any further delays or troubles.

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05 Oct 2012, 8:01 pm

Granted. It's finshed without any further delays or troubles, but the day after you launch it it crashes and you have to start over agian.

I wish for my sense of humor back.

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05 Oct 2012, 8:14 pm

Granted. Your sense of humor is poorly understood, and sometimes even downright offensive. You're the only person who finds you funny.

I wish I had a reason to laugh.

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05 Oct 2012, 8:48 pm

Granted. You now share my sense of humor and I make you laugh, but nobody and nothing else can!

I wish for water!

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05 Oct 2012, 10:19 pm

Granted. A large tidal wave hits you.

I wish to walk on my hands.

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05 Oct 2012, 10:21 pm

Granted. Your feet turn into hands.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

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06 Oct 2012, 12:30 am

Granted you can only breath under water.

I wish I could remember everything I have ever forgotten.

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06 Oct 2012, 1:55 am

Granted, but then you forget everything you can still remember.

I wish I wasn't so easily scared of seeing pictures sometimes...

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06 Oct 2012, 3:39 am

Granted. You are now very easily scared, all the time.

I wish for a tranquilizer for my cat.

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06 Oct 2012, 11:41 am

Granted. Your cat gets a tranquilizer, and uses it to tranquilize you so you can't stop it from eating all the cat food.

I wish I had some coffee to keep me awake

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