Corrupt A Wish

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Granted. You are now imprisoned for life in an empty swimming pool.

I wish for an endless supply of entertaining things to play with.

Granted. Howevver you are unable to play with them due to being buried by them in an ever increasing pile that you are being squished by.

I wish food and drink that was bad for you did not taste good and food that was good for you tasted GREAT!

Granted. Food that is good for you tastes great...

...by dung beetle standards.

I wish for ultimate power AND the ability to control it.

Granted. But I have super ultimate power and can control you.

I wish I had lots of spare time to do whatever I want with

Granted. All the things you like is outlawed.

I want to meet Sting, the musician.

Granted. However, you discover he's a grammar nazi when he attacks you for using is instead of are in your post.

I wish for a pleasant surprise

Granted. You are surprised to enjoy something tremendously embarrassing to you, such as the relief of letting out a tremendously loud and smelly public fart that you thought would never come out, thus ending your abdominal pain.

I wish I didn't still feel phlegmy from my recent cold. Enough already!

Granted, it flies all over you in one huge blow.

I wish my fingers weren't so fat.

Granted. You're fingers are very very skinny.


I wish my headache would stop.

Granted. It has stopped: It has stopped you from being able to think or move.

I wish I had stronger muscles and greater aerobic ability.

Granted. You were able to achieve this goal by using performance enhancing drugs. After you got caught, you had to make a speech by apologizing to all the athletes and telling the children not to follow you're footsteps. After that, it's a short time in jail.



I wish someone could teach me how to play the tuba.

Granted. An ancient archdemon offers to teach you, and all it will cost is your soul!

(Don't do it PHISHA51! It's not worth it!)

I wish to usurp Canaspie as wielder of super ultimate power and reign (benevolently) over the universe for eons.

Granted, but I first use my super ultimate power to send you back to the moment the earth was formed. You then get to reign for the Hadean and Archean eons before losing your power to reign. I thus preserve my dominance of power in the current time period.

I wish for nobody to ever again try to usurp my super ultimate power and that I hold onto that power forever and ever.

Granted. You are transported into an alternate universe devoid of matter, energy, and even time, where you can hold on to your power forever Whilst I claim it in every other universe.

I wish this wish wouldn't get corrupted.

Granted. You didn't wish for anything, so there's no need to corrupt your wish.

I wish for a vacation

Granted. You're vacation is in the alternate universe that is devoid of matter, energy and time. The same one Tensu sent you too.


I wish to have my soul back. (I should have listened to Tensu's warning).