Corrupt A Wish

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Granted. You get the prize, but now you've forgotten how to use adjectives and adverbs correctly.

I wish I had a car.

Wish sparingly big granted (my fault not I properly can't type adverbs/adjectives good anymore)

I wish I regained properly correct how to use adjectives and adverbs

Granted. You lost your ability to properly use nouns and verbs.

I wish traffic lights were green on top.

Granted, but now the other lights have become blindingly neon, which prevents you from seeing the green light.

I wish I had the money to get "Interview With The Vampire" on DVD.

Granted, but all the stores are sold out

I wish for a wishing well

Granted, but the well water zombies snatch you under.


I wish I had a magic hat

Granted. The rabbit in it runs away with the hat.

I wish leaves would rake up themselves.

Granted. Since the leaves are now sentient beings, they need a place to live in, and they've all decided on your house.

I wish this post was on a green background

It is a sad green that's why it looks blue

*looks for Zilphy's wish*

I wish Zilphy had made a wish so that I could have corrupted it.

Granted, but Zilphy's wish is corruption proof.

I wish my house was renovated so it isn't an ugly red brick monster.

Granted, it's not an ugly lime green coloured monster.

I wish for a great idea

Wish granted, you forget your idea three seconds later though.

I wish for it to rain.

Granted. It keeps raining forever, and everybody drowns.

I wish I could delay Monday from getting here

Granted but when Monday comes around you'll sleep the day away.

I wish for a waterproof house.

Granted, but then your car springs leaks everywhere, and water comes pouring in it when it rains.

I wish I were seven years old again.