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22 Mar 2020, 10:06 pm

drop the soap in the men's penitentiary shower



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22 Mar 2020, 10:07 pm

Don't inquire about your child's welfare, whatsoever!

Who gives a rat's ass, anyway?


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22 Mar 2020, 10:09 pm

propagate covid-19 to your friends and enemies alike.



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22 Mar 2020, 10:14 pm

Exactly. Why the hell not.

Who cares about other people, especially if they're old or sick?


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22 Mar 2020, 10:15 pm

eat the standard american diet
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eat like the nation of india eats



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22 Mar 2020, 10:16 pm

Refuse to help a lifelong family friend, even with no contact and no chance of getting sick!!


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22 Mar 2020, 10:17 pm

drink heavy water



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22 Mar 2020, 10:17 pm

Nation of India, minus the curry.

*Pick favourites among your children, and make it really clear who's best!!*


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22 Mar 2020, 10:18 pm

top off your vehicles fuel tank with bleach.



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22 Mar 2020, 10:19 pm

put sugar in your gas tank



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22 Mar 2020, 10:20 pm

Use the sugar in your coffee afterward



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22 Mar 2020, 10:21 pm

Give your mother a key to your house!


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22 Mar 2020, 10:23 pm

shelter inside orders cannot go to store windows to dine. crickets are out of season here anyhow..
wonders if had any cockroaches, if they qualify as shellfish. ? :chin:


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22 Mar 2020, 10:24 pm

Go out to buy groceries when you have Corona symptoms! Never mind the bollocks, you need rice!!


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22 Mar 2020, 10:24 pm

if one is cold, drink gasoline with a flaming bourbon chaser



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22 Mar 2020, 10:25 pm

Marry someone who smokes.


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