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18 Jan 2008, 8:10 pm

Granted,but her mother decides to drop in and starts chatting with your mom and the next thing you know she gets invited to stay over and you spend the whole week-end 'in public'
chaperoned, and never get a chance to 'get nasty' alone.

I wish Nasa would build me a personal space habitat on the moon!


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18 Jan 2008, 8:17 pm

They've already started but don't expect to be done until 20 years after you've passed on.

I want cookies.


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18 Jan 2008, 8:26 pm

Granted,but they are fired at you from a misile launcher strapped to a stealth-bomber,
and they hit you in the mouth and knock your teeth out
and now you dork wike fith.

I wish i could balance a sword on my nose.
(uh-oh!)


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18 Jan 2008, 8:30 pm

syzygyish wrote:
Granted,but they are fired at you from a misile launcher strapped to a stealth-bomber,
and they hit you in the mouth and knock your teeth out
and now you dork wike fith.

I wish i could balance a sword on my nose.
(uh-oh!)


Granted! but you drop it after 10 seconds and *SCHWAK* takes off your penis and balls

I wish people understood my sensory issues and the sensations i like as not fetishistic and sexual


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18 Jan 2008, 8:37 pm

Granted, however, after 3386 posts of not talking about anything else,
ppl are really sick of hearing about it.

I wish lawn-mowers had never been invented.


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18 Jan 2008, 9:59 pm

Granted, but now people cut grass with toothbrushes.

I wish my cat would stop licking me.



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18 Jan 2008, 10:15 pm

Granted, she starts biting you.

i wish they would make another "Alien" movie
and that they hadn't completely stuffed up both the "Alien vs Predator" movies! :x


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19 Jan 2008, 2:14 am

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Granted, she starts biting you.

i wish they would make another "Alien" movie
and that they hadn't completely stuffed up both the "Alien vs Predator" movies! :x


Granted! but it sucks... really bad!

I wish all this AvP BS would stop already, the movie is a dead series... who watches it? i know no one in my entire family is interested at all...


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19 Jan 2008, 2:15 am

This wish was already granted, the movie totally does suck!

I wish my microwave could talk.



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19 Jan 2008, 2:16 am

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This wish was already granted, the movie totally does suck!

I wish my microwave could talk.


Granted! but it calls you an as*hole for curing its classic autism, it is now an aspie microwave :lol:

I wish all appliances could talk


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19 Jan 2008, 2:18 am

Granted! But they all talk about stuff that fails to interest you in any way.

I wish george bush was no longer in office.



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19 Jan 2008, 2:20 am

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Granted! But they all talk about stuff that fails to interest you in any way.

I wish george bush was no longer in office.


Granted! he will be murdered in a violent bloody massacre using a machine gun tomorrow at 5:30 and 20 seconds and 283 miliseconds PM CST at his own white house dinner table by... YOU!! !

I wish president bush dies tomorrow!


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19 Jan 2008, 2:23 am

Granted! But we all die, as earth is blown up by aliens.

I wish to name my chimney.



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19 Jan 2008, 2:30 am

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Granted! But we all die, as earth is blown up by aliens.

I wish to name my chimney.


Granted! you name it chimley

I wish the damn insurance company didnt delay my powerchair :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:


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19 Jan 2008, 2:32 am

Granted! I travel back in time and force them to send it sooner.

I wish to go to sleep.



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19 Jan 2008, 2:34 am

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Granted! I travel back in time and force them to send it sooner.

I wish to go to sleep.


Granted! but you must wait till i go to sleep... which its 1:33 AM here, i went to sleep at 8:30 CST and woke up at 11:30 CST due to a seizure and am still wide awake, usually on nights of seizure i do not sleep, so you are just as screwed!

I wish my powerchair would suddenly poof appear in front of me, well directly to the side of me since im in bed :lol:


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