Corrupt A Wish

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Granted. The magic carpet drives into a textile recycling plant.

I wish for nothing. (:o What now?!?)

Youravatar is running away from the Nothing from Neverending Story as it devours everything in its path with oblivion.

I wish for the a large mug of coffee that keeps refilling...

Granted, but it overflows and creates a flood of coffee in your home.

I wish I had a New Years resolution.

Granted. Your resolution is to make the earth rotate along a square path for ghoti.

I wish to see the results of PHISHA51's efforts.

Granted. The results were that I successfully made the earth rotate in its new orbit in a shape of a square. However, a dramatic change in temperatures occurs because of the earth's new distance from the sun and the orbit is making the earth an easy target for comets and asteroids. The human race dies out because we couldn't handle the increased hot and cold temperatures and the bombardment from space rocks and the earth is once again the form it was in the book of Genesis: without form and void of life.


I wish to escape earth and find a new planet like earth in a different galaxy where I can enjoy life all by myself.

Granted, but you have to spend the rest of your life hiding from dinosaurs.

I wish I had a glass of orange juice.

Granted - the colour is orange, but it's not from oranges!

I wish I had my own tropical island.

Granted, it is only 10 metres x 10 metres, and it's infested with dozens of deadly, poisonous snakes.

I wish I'd remembered to wish for something the first time, so I didn't have to go back and edit this post

Granted. But now you're stuck in an infinite time loop, because your wish can only be granted if you've made no initial wish, which having wished in the first place undoes.

I wish I had a good pain reliever.

Granted. It relieves only the good pains, making the bad pains even worse.

I wish the world would stop on its axis.

Granted. I don't have to corrupt this, as the inertia causes everything to be moving sideways at a speed of more than 1600km/h. This destroys just about everything. Also, there are no more seasons, or months, or really even years. A day now lasts 365 days, with each side of the earth being scorching hot for half a year, and freezing cold in darkness for the other half.

I wish for a way to stop people like ghoti from making wishes that would lead directly to the apocalypse.

Granted. The apocalypse happens ahead of time, so nobody's left to make such awful wishes anymore.

I wish I had a delicious and nutritious snack right now.

Granted; this lessens the ability of a delicious and nutritious snack for later.

I wish for the person below me to have a wonderful life.

I've seen "It's a Wonderful Life" before. Now that you've made sure I own it on DVD, I can show this film to others who haven't seen it. Thanks.

I wish for the person below me to watch this film.

very well. I will watch it, but when I become supreme overlord, all copies of this film will be banned.

I wish self-replicating nanobots would be released into the wild.

Granted. You can no longer enter the wild.

I wish for no apocalypse to ever occur.