Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, you can never view anything normally again, just see the internal organs of yourself and others, the internal circuit boards of your PC, etc etc...

I wish to have an all terrain vehicle that can take me anywhere I want.

Granted. However, the vehicle is sentient, and , even though it can, it decides it doesn't want to take you anywhere and runs you over instead.

I wish for m\y new phone that I ordered would be delivered today.

Granted but its unfortunately not connected to any network now or ever and so you can do anything else with it except go online, chat or send / receive messages. Use all other features!

I wish I could have the Batmobile.

Granted. However Batman shows up and attacks you for stealing it. He leaves you tied up for the cops.

I wish I had the same superpowers as Superman but without his weaknesses/vulnerabilities.

Granted. You have the same superpowers, and totally different weaknesses and vulnerabilities then those of Superman.

I wish I could go tornado chasing.

Granted. You will now forever run after a neverending tornado.

I wish I could be a child of the age of 8 again but keep all my memory, knowledge, way of thinking and skills.

Granted. You are moved to a country that utilizes child labor and you spend all your waking hours doing that.

I wish for an elevator that moves sideways and up/down.

Granted. You now must spend the rest of your life doing hard labor in a vast mine.

I wish I could teleport to any location I wanted, without any harm to myself, others, the places I'm coming from and going to, or any thing in either place.

Granted. You can only do it once every three life times and you already used it last life time.


I wish I could enter and exit tv/games anytime I wish.

Granted, but the TV is always playing Gilligan's island and the game is Pong.

I wish for some bananas Foster.

Granted. The bananas are not ripe.

I wish for a working mute button to all outside noises.

Granted. But it also turns on extremely loud tinnitus whenever outside sounds are muted.

I wish I had less anxiety about the future.

Granted. You have no future to worry about.

I wish I could alter the speed of time to make days longer and shorter anytime I want without altering the speed of me, machines and others.

Granted. By your own wish, you do not want to alter the speed of you, machines, or other people. So everything still moves in normal speed, with the only change being that you can alter the speed of the earth's rotation about its axis. Of course, since any adjustments to this would cause the sun to start rising and setting at intermittently odd times, mass panic results when everyone interprets this to be a sign of the apocalypse.

I wish for permanent, eternal, uninterrupted victory in the last person to post wins thread

Granted. The thread will be changed to "Everybody who posts in this thread is a permanent winner".

I wish my next wish in this thread cannot be corrupted.

Granted. but you've wished this for your next wish, not your current one. Therefore, your next wish will be restricted to wishing for everything to continue as it otherwise would have, regardless of your wishing. Any other wish will be null and void.

I wish for a good future.