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22 Mar 2020, 10:26 pm

high-dive jump into a swimming pool full of double-edged razor blades



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22 Mar 2020, 10:31 pm

Schedule elective surgery in NYC or London!


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22 Mar 2020, 10:34 pm

Pee on the third rail.


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22 Mar 2020, 10:36 pm

Pee on someone from closer than 1 metre.


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22 Mar 2020, 10:46 pm

eat a yummy chocolate coronavirus, tastes like chocolate chicken



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22 Mar 2020, 10:49 pm

Send invites for a huge, catered party in your neighbour's garden. Invite the media.


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22 Mar 2020, 10:55 pm

invite the media to your colonoscopy



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22 Mar 2020, 10:56 pm

Don't learn a thing from Bridget Jones.


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22 Mar 2020, 11:56 pm

don't take care of your health.



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23 Mar 2020, 12:11 am

Don't cherish your friendships. Everyone's replaceable.


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23 Mar 2020, 1:08 am

heedlessly burn all your bridges



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23 Mar 2020, 2:13 am

Write an online profile on a worker-employer linkup site that blames your last employer for your current state of joblessness.



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23 Mar 2020, 2:31 am

eat bullets, then when you get mad at somebody, face away from them and shoot the bullets out one's @$$.



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23 Mar 2020, 2:52 am

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23 Mar 2020, 3:11 am

Get around the urge to scratch your nose conflicting with the advice not to touch your face by agreeing with a circle of friends to touch each other’s faces when required.



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21 Apr 2020, 8:52 pm

huff on some corona