19 Jan 2008, 3:52 am
Granted, it appears well directly to the side of you -in china.
I wish i had been the one to post at the top of this page (page 100 WooHooo 
)
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19 Jan 2008, 3:56 am
syzygyish wrote:
Granted, it appears well directly to the side of you -in china.
I wish i had been the one to post at the top of this page (page 100 WooHooo )
I wish i had been the one to post at the top of this page (page 100 WooHooo
)Granted! but you must become obsessed with soft silky straps and all the other things i am obsessed with
I wish my powerchair appeared directly to my left side 1 foot from the bed...
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19 Jan 2008, 4:21 am
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19 Jan 2008, 4:25 am
syzygyish wrote:
Granted, but you can't talk about power-chairs for ever again.
I wish Strapples would actually DO my Hug-Machine idea
instead of just talking about how much he wants to all the time!
I wish Strapples would actually DO my Hug-Machine idea
instead of just talking about how much he wants to all the time!
Granted! i will do it in a few years when i am able to beat it into my parents about sensory integration disorder
I wish my f*cking parents understood sensory integration disorder
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19 Jan 2008, 5:43 am
Strapples wrote:
I wish my f*cking parents understood sensory integration disorder
Granted, no corruption.
I wish my muse would desist from arriving in the middle of the night, fickle b!tch.
19 Jan 2008, 5:48 am
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19 Jan 2008, 5:49 am
SleepyDragon wrote:
Strapples wrote:
I wish my f*cking parents understood sensory integration disorder
Granted, no corruption.
I wish my muse would desist from arriving in the middle of the night, fickle b!tch.
Granted without corruption
I wish it wouldnt be 4 degrees out today
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19 Jan 2008, 5:52 am
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19 Jan 2008, 6:08 am
syzygyish wrote:
Granted, its 3 degrees
I wish for omnipotent power-chair granting abilitys
I wish for omnipotent power-chair granting abilitys
Granted no corruption
I wish my powerchair would arrive today
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19 Jan 2008, 6:13 am
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19 Jan 2008, 6:26 am
syzygyish wrote:
Not Granted!
As omnipotent power-chair granting God,
i grant a power-chair to everbody except Strapples!
I wish i had the answers for every Strapples in the world
As omnipotent power-chair granting God,
i grant a power-chair to everbody except Strapples!
I wish i had the answers for every Strapples in the world
Not Granted! cuz i am burnt and cannot grant no more...
I WISH I COULD F*CKING SLEEP
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19 Jan 2008, 6:33 am
19 Jan 2008, 7:00 am
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19 Jan 2008, 7:40 am
Granted. Strapples does a Gore Vidal... 
Gore Vidal wrote:
... Wanting in every way to conform with the letter as well as the spirit of the [US Supreme] Court's decision, I have carefully eliminated from [my novel, Myron, published in 1974] those words that might cause distress to anyone. Since books are nothing but words, a book is pornographic if it contains 'bad' or 'dirty' words. Eliminate the 'bad' or 'dirty' words and you have made the work 'clean.'
In this novel, I have replaced the missing bad words with some very good words indeed: the names of the justices who concurred in the Court's majority decision. Burger, Rehnquist, Powell, Whizzer White and Blackmun fill, as it were, the breach; their names replace the 'bad' or 'dirty' words. ...
In this novel, I have replaced the missing bad words with some very good words indeed: the names of the justices who concurred in the Court's majority decision. Burger, Rehnquist, Powell, Whizzer White and Blackmun fill, as it were, the breach; their names replace the 'bad' or 'dirty' words. ...
... and now his posts will be ~completely unintelligible~ until we figure out which word he is substituting for powerchair.
I wish that the kittehs of mass destruction would reorganise my filing system.
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19 Jan 2008, 9:27 am
syzygyish wrote:
Granted,take a teaspoon of bi-carbonate of soda
a teaspoon of calcium carbonate
and a teaspoon of potasium bi-carbonate
and get the specialists to start monitoring you pH levels.
a teaspoon of calcium carbonate
and a teaspoon of potasium bi-carbonate
and get the specialists to start monitoring you pH levels.
I wish for ^^ recommendation to not kill me
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19 Jan 2008, 8:08 pm
SleepyDragon wrote:
I wish that the kittehs of mass destruction would reorganise my filing system.
Granted, they are organised into liners for kitty-litter trays.
Strapples wrote:
syzygyish wrote:
Granted,take a teaspoon of bi-carbonate of soda
a teaspoon of calcium carbonate
and a teaspoon of potasium bi-carbonate
and get the specialists to start monitoring you pH levels.
a teaspoon of calcium carbonate
and a teaspoon of potasium bi-carbonate
and get the specialists to start monitoring you pH levels.
I wish for ^^ recommendation to not kill me
Strapples those are harmless 'systemic alkalynisers'
Look them up in wikipedia if you don't believe me!
I take them every day.
I was researching Autism & discovered that having a really low pH is common,
so I checked mine and it was really low, so i started taking the chemicals i listed
and my insomnia vanished
I wish ppl would start believing that
I am NOT joking
about having found non-drug therapys for insomnia and anxiety
MAD MAD SAD MAD SAD SAD MAD
