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Granted, but it can't clean and polish itself so you have to do it. Often.

I wish I could live in a fictional place.

Granted - the place chosen is Isla Sorna from Jurassic Park: enjoy evading the dinosaurs of all shapes and sizes.


I wish to be a popular cartoon hero from a comic strip/anime.

Granted- you are popular among fans in real life but VERY unpopular among people in your world in the series you are in.

I wish I could live in ANOTHER fictional place which I may or may not like.

Granted - you are on Krypton; the planet is destroyed, and you perish.

I wish it was summer (where I'm at, it's still a little cold here.)

Granted - But your favorite flavor of ice cream was just discontinued!

I wish I could attend Hogwarts

Granted, but a Dark Wizard similar to Voldemort kills you.

I wish... that I could have anything I wanted, regardless of price.

Granted, but greed gets the best of you. No one wanted to be around a miser like yourself, and you ultimately die alone.

I wish I could go to Washington DC to meet the President.

Granted. But Obama is still President and he will be on vacation in Hawaii playing golf when you are there.

I wish I could be President so that WitchsCat would have a President who hates to travel so that WitchsCat would have a President actually in Washington DC that she could meet.

Granted, but the security guards who protect you are on break, and you are assassinated. (Oh, well. I don't think DC is for me, anyway).

I wish I had the ability to fly.

Granted, You will not be able to land.

I wish every congressperson would be convicted of perjury for every lie they tell.

Granted. Instant arrest of every politician in the world. Complete anarchy.

I wish for ghoti's wish to be fulfilled, but with new, competent, honest people taking over the government in their place

Granted. All politicians are replaced by competent and honest people. However, they give off some unspeakable vibe triggering a deep, reptilian hatred in almost everybody, even if noöne can pin down any reasonable cause for it. They get lynched and utter lawlessness ensues.

I wish these letters showed up in a different color each time someone reads them.

Granted, but the letters show up in flashing colors, and you have a seizure.

I wish I have a laptop (I only have an iPad2 to work on.)

Granted. As its name suggests, you start using your laptop on your lap, inadvertently blocking the fan from sucking air to cool the CPU. It’s fried.

I wish I could turn on or off the Sun at will.

Granted, but the plants need ths Sun to live, and your ability to turn the Sun off kills all plant life, depriving all living things of oxygen and eventually suffocating everyone.

I wish the sky was pink.

Granted... Except the sky is ALWAYS pink. People can't tell day from night and don't know when to sleep. Everyone's circadian rhythm is thrown off and people can't function.

I wish I had a helicopter!