Corrupt A Wish

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Granted. However, the domestic animals are angered by your mind-control over their wild friends and attack you

I wish for high marks on both my exams tomorrow

Granted, but you have to leave the forum

I wish I could fly by flapping my arms.

Granted. You flap so well that you fly into the sun and melt.

I wish I owned my own tropical island.

Granted, but it’s surrounded by sharks, and it’s small enough for them to jump across. In a few minutes, one eats you.

I wish I had my own inhabitable planet.

granttd but it is in th path of a majuor metor strike

I wish my rightt eye could see

Granted. You now have 20/1000 vision in it and lose vision to your left eye.

I wish to see the dark side of the moon

Granted, you spend the rest of your life in orbit around the moon, staring at the dark side.

"There is no dark side of the moon really. Matter of fact it's all dark."

I wish to be less cranky.

Granted. You open your mind so much your brain falls out, as Feynman put it

I wish I could see the polarization of light.

Granted! But in the process, you became a mantis shrimp. While almost everything in the sea now fears you, barracuda and cuttlefish think you are rather tasty if they can get the drop on you.

I wish I felt like I was able to handle more expectations socially.

Granted. But you must now change your name to Paris Hilton.

I wish I could discover a viable, renewable, cheap energy source for the betterment of mankind.

Oooh, that is a painful corruption...

Granted (I would like this too, actually), but it requires that all humans be hooked up to the Matrix and eventually be used for fuel themselves.

I wish I could visit the International Space Station!

Granted, but the ticket is one-way, and you have no parachute. Enjoy the jump!

I wish I could see what the edge of a flat Earth would look like.

Granted! But as you peer over the edge, the lack of a strong planetary center of gravity causes some magma to ooze over the lower edge, drip and fly up and hit you in the face!

I wish I was eating lunch right now.

Granted. Unfortunately the only thing available right now are poisonous mushrooms. Which quickly cause you to cease to exist.

I wish I could see a billion years into the future and witness the ultimate fate of mankind.

Granted, but the sight is so powerful that you burn up.

I wish I had an idea for a great invention!

Granted, But your great idea is stolen by me and I become the richest girl in the world!! ! Thanks!! !

I wish I could write a New York Times bestseller book.