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syzygyish
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20 Jan 2008, 9:24 am

Granted, I'll rephrase;
as warden in the nuthouse,
i know i am smarter than the dumbest ppl here
and dumber than the smartest
and i can't save them, them, or myself.


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20 Jan 2008, 9:25 am

syzygyish wrote:
Granted, I'll rephrase;
as warden in the nuthouse,
i know i am smarter than the dumbest ppl here
and dumber than the smartest
and i can't save them, them, or myself.


Oy!

I wish i could understand poems :lol:


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20 Jan 2008, 9:37 am

granted, you never read another text-book again and only read fiction.
Starting with "The Hobbit" by J.R.R. Tolkein.
:wink:

no wish since i am going to start pm'ing Strapples with chapters of
imaginative poetical imagery.

Good-night.
from Australia.
I'm not sleepy but mum is nagging at me to turn off the light.
its only 12:35AM
NOT FAIR
:evil:


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20 Jan 2008, 9:40 am

syzygyish wrote:
granted, you never read another text-book again and only read fiction.
Starting with "The Hobbit" by J.R.R. Tolkein.
:wink:

no wish since i am going to start pm'ing Strapples with chapters of
imaginative poetical imagery.

Good-night.
from Australia.
I'm not sleepy but mum is nagging at me to turn off the light.
its only 12:35AM
NOT FAIR
:evil:


I wish for ^^ to not PM me any chapters of poetical imagery


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20 Jan 2008, 1:29 pm

granted but this is what he pms you with




i wish i could have more apple juse i just finised it :-(


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20 Jan 2008, 1:34 pm

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granted but this is what he pms you with




i wish i could have more apple juse i just finised it :-(


Granted! but you are locked inside of a giant apple juice vat and drown!

I wish to own the sears tower


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20 Jan 2008, 1:41 pm

garanted no corupson





i wish the vat was exploaded but i dont die!! (hahahahahaha)


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20 Jan 2008, 1:43 pm

eddiedog8 wrote:
garanted no corupson





i wish the vat was exploaded but i dont die!! (hahahahahaha)


Granted! It explodes and you wind up in the hospital in Intensive Care :lol: (you didnt say anything about the hospital :P)

I wish wrongplanet had PHPBB3


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21 Jan 2008, 2:37 pm

granted but you have the 1st verson!! !! !! !


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21 Jan 2008, 2:39 pm

eddiedog8 wrote:
granted but you have the 1st verson!! !! !! !


Next one NO CORRUPTION...

I wish I had $60.00 so i could upgrade my damn website hosting.

To Grant this wish you must go http://www.alinssite.info/Alin/Donate%21.html


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21 Jan 2008, 10:18 pm

Image

The Fairy Godmother grants your wish, but due to an unfortunate accident, you are transformed into a wooden puppet in the process.

I wish the start of the school term was not so near.



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21 Jan 2008, 10:19 pm

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The Fairy Godmother grants your wish, but due to an unfortunate accident, you are transformed into a wooden puppet in the process.

I wish the start of the school term was not so near.


Granted! it is now 200 years away, but now you will never get a job!

I wish i had more money


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21 Jan 2008, 10:50 pm

Granted but you have to give it to the government to see if it is counterfeit.

I wish to see in person Richard Dawkins.



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21 Jan 2008, 10:52 pm

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Granted but you have to give it to the government to see if it is counterfeit.

I wish to see in person Richard Dawkins.


Granted! you go to his wake and see him in his casket :lol:

I wish i owned bodypoint corporation... (they are the ones that make soft silky straps :D)


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22 Jan 2008, 12:41 am

Granted. You own the company. However, for some odd reason the company charter forbids the owner from using their products...


I wish that I could understand why I cannot find a career in my field.


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22 Jan 2008, 2:41 am

Granted,You understand why,but still can't find a career in your field.

I wish I could spend the rest of my life deliriously happy and laughing at everything :!:


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