Corrupt A Wish

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22 Jan 2008, 3:46 am

Granted you're the current president of the USA.

I wish I never had to pick my nose again.

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22 Jan 2008, 4:17 am

TrueDave wrote:

Granted you're the current president of the USA.

TrueDave wrote:

I wish I never had to pick my nose again.

Granted, a Velociraptor does it!

I wish getting drunk was recommended by your doctor.
It used to be!

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22 Jan 2008, 4:48 am

Granted! You have been transported back to the 1960s, where you appear in the middle of a crowded street with a bottle of booze ... and no clothes...

I wish that the person granting me my wish receives whatever he or she chooses to grant me.

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22 Jan 2008, 5:00 am

Granted
I am granting you never-ending sexual gratification

I wish i was syzygyishs grrl-fiend.

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22 Jan 2008, 5:31 am

Granted! After getting severely beaten by hobos in an alley, several of your ribs are amputated, allowing you to ... well you know...

I wish for this to be the last post of this forum thread.

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22 Jan 2008, 5:56 am

Granted, but to grant your wish, I had to break it as well! :twisted: :lol:

I wish eating sweets would not make me fat.

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22 Jan 2008, 7:51 am

mightyzebra wrote:

Granted, but to grant your wish, I had to break it as well! :twisted:

I wish eating sweets would not make me fat.

Granted! it makes you deathly skinny, you must now be put on a feeding tube :twisted:

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Granted. You own the company. However, for some odd reason the company charter forbids the owner from using their products...

I wish the company had no rules in the charter forbidding the owner from using their products...

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22 Jan 2008, 9:41 am

Granted. There is a caveat that only brings the restriction on the owner owning products if he actually owns any. If he does not own any, there is no restriction on it. (Rather Catch-22)

I wish that I did not have to go to a mind-numbing job today.

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22 Jan 2008, 9:42 am

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Granted! no corruptin because im so f*****g pissed off at f*****g MYSQL

I wish this f*****g MYSQL WOULD f*****g FIX ITS OWN GOD DAMN DATABASE

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

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22 Jan 2008, 7:26 pm

I wish that strapples would learn to keep a civil tongue in his head.

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22 Jan 2008, 8:13 pm

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I wish that strapples would learn to keep a civil tongue in his head.

Not Granted!

I wish people didnt complain about my swearing

especially when i am mad at MYSQL

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22 Jan 2008, 8:35 pm

Granted! But it's because you're not around to be swearing; you're banned.

I wish my ipod didn't put all my favorite songs in the back of shuffle mode.

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22 Jan 2008, 8:49 pm

886 wrote:

Granted! But it's because you're not around to be swearing; you're banned.

I wish my ipod didn't put all my favorite songs in the back of shuffle mode.

Granted! it now puts crap in front of your favorite songs which are in front of some more crap

I wish i had a time machine

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22 Jan 2008, 10:48 pm

Granted. You have a time machine. However, it is non-functional.

I wish that I were able to understand people.

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22 Jan 2008, 10:52 pm

QuantumCowboy wrote:

Granted. You have a time machine. However, it is non-functional.

I wish that I were able to understand people.

Granted! but by "people" i didnt know who you wanted to understand, so now the only person in the world you are able to understand is Strapples

I wish the time machine was functional

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22 Jan 2008, 11:02 pm

Strapples wrote:

QuantumCowboy wrote:

Granted. You have a time machine. However, it is non-functional.

I wish that I were able to understand people.

Granted! but by "people" i didnt know who you wanted to understand, so now the only person in the world you are able to understand is Strapples

Noooooooo!! !!

Strapples wrote:

I wish the time machine was functional

It is functional, but only for me.

I wish that I had more money.

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