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22 Jan 2008, 11:20 pm

Granted! You find a penny.

I wish for this pizza to be cheesier.



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23 Jan 2008, 12:14 am

Granted. It is so cheesy it is from the 70's, and now quite inedible.


I wish that I had control of my life.


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23 Jan 2008, 5:13 am

Granted but then you buy lots of junk and junk food and you lose all your money and your partner because she think you're too self-obsessed.

I wish CockneyRebel would understand what ABA is and then we could pm eachother and get on.


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23 Jan 2008, 7:31 am

Granted, but it turns out it's just a robot of her programmed to understand ABA.

I wish for peace on earth.


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23 Jan 2008, 8:33 am

Yes, but if you want peace you must prepare for war.

I wish for an encyclopedia.


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23 Jan 2008, 8:39 am

Granted but it's the size of Mt. Everest so you can't read it.

I wish for a million more wishes.


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23 Jan 2008, 11:47 am

Granted but they say have the following printed on them: "Must be used on or before June 1st 1980, offer not valid in Pueto Rico or the Virgin Islands."

I wish I could teach a dog to undertand what I'm doing when I point at something.



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23 Jan 2008, 11:57 am

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Granted but they say have the following printed on them: "Must be used on or before June 1st 1980, offer not valid in Pueto Rico or the Virgin Islands."

I wish I could teach a dog to undertand what I'm doing when I point at something.


Granted! but the dog is now smarter than you :lol:

I wish i had a super computer!


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23 Jan 2008, 1:03 pm

Granted but your SuperComputer enslaves mankind. The craggy ape like remnants of humanity use yor name as a curse word in thier new society.

I wish cell phones had never been invented.



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23 Jan 2008, 1:06 pm

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Granted but your SuperComputer enslaves mankind. The craggy ape like remnants of humanity use yor name as a curse word in thier new society.

I wish cell phones had never been invented.


Granted! the bag phone is still in use now!

I wish a banana could literally be used as a telephone


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23 Jan 2008, 3:09 pm

granted no coropsoin!
























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23 Jan 2008, 4:46 pm

Granted you're a fly on the wall. Literally.


I wish Mr. T would kick Chuck Norris' butt!



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23 Jan 2008, 4:51 pm

TrueDave wrote:
Granted you're a fly on the wall. Literally.


I wish Mr. T would kick Chuck Norris' butt!


Granted. Mr. T kicks Chuck Norris in the butt. However, Chuck Norris then procedes to pummel Mr. T.




I wish that I could be hired without an interview.


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23 Jan 2008, 4:53 pm

QuantumCowboy wrote:
TrueDave wrote:
Granted you're a fly on the wall. Literally.


I wish Mr. T would kick Chuck Norris' butt!


Granted. Mr. T kicks Chuck Norris in the butt. However, Chuck Norris then procedes to pummel Mr. T.




I wish that I could be hired without an interview.


Granted! you now work as a urinal cleaner :lol:

I wish i had a MacBook Air


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23 Jan 2008, 4:56 pm

Granted. However, you MacBook is literally made out of air, and nearly impossible to locate. In fact, it does not work even when it is located (air is does not have semiconductor properties).



I wish that I was offered the job right off the bat tomorrow, sans interview.


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23 Jan 2008, 5:14 pm

Granted!
You walk in they say " Right this way sir, first we'll be testing the effectiveness of helmet safety then after lunch our new non eye irritating bleach"

I wish all the hungry children of the world had meatloaf flavored bubblegum.