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'Wish Granted', says the Fairy Of Conficting Schedules, however, she accidentally sent you there while they had the place tented for their yearly termite prevention.

On the bright side, I am sure you took some artistic pictures of the pretty tent!

I wish that I could visit Belle Grande.

I know that it no longer exists, but this thread IS about fulfilled fantasies, right?


Sylkat

Granted, but since the Wish Granter has no idea where Belle Grande is, you land in the middle of a Taco Bell Grande at a Taco Bell in Pacoima.

I wish I could get rid of my writer's block.

You just DID some rather creative writing, silly....too bad for your and your confused Wish Fairy, I really like Taco Bells!


I do, however, wish for a ceiling fan/chandelier.


Sylkat

Granted. The guy who installed it looks dodgy, and it hangs from your ceiling like the Sword of Damocles. It makes you nervous looking at it, thinking of all the ways you could accidentally die from that thing.

I wish my family were on Family Feud.

Granted. Unfortunately, it is the real Family Feud - you've been transplanted back in time to the old U.S. South, along with your family; and some are now Hatfields and some are McCoys! (Second choice - Borgias and Medicis.)

I wish I had a fountain pen that never ran out.

Granted. It comes with yellow ink so gook luck seeing what you have written.

I wish to legally bypass all security at the airport to get on the flight.

The Airplane Hijacker Fairy says 'Granted'!

When you board, you notice that every single passenger looks just like the pictures of D.B. Cooper.

I wish that I had a swing set.


Sylkat

Granted, you now have 1:18 scale replica toy of a swing set.

I wish I could go for a Mediterranean island holiday.

Granted, says Cut-Rate Vacation Wish Fairy, but you get two stale Big Macs, a half-full bottle of Orangina, a leaky rubber raft, and a Pup Tent.

You will have to find your own way home.

I wish I could tour Irish castles.


Sylkat

Granted, you get to visit a whole host of Irish pubs. Wondering why? Ever heard the saying "One mans castle is another mans pub"? Well of course not, since I just made it up, however the wish fairy is well versed with my nonsensical statements.

I wish I could tour South America.

Granted, says the South American Peruvian Wish Goddess, but only after you perform the proper sacrifices at your nearest Mayan Temple.


I want to visit Chichen Itza.


Sylkat

Granted you are seated at Pizza Hut and a Chicken Pizza is in front of you. Oh, and it is cold and the grease has congealed into an unappealing mass. and you can't leave until you eat the whole thing.

I wish my wife would find her Beeper!

Sure ! Your wife finds her beeper..... for sale on Ebay, being sold by "ShadySam"... and 1,000 people are presently bidding on the auction.

I wish I had a giant mechanical spider that I could go about in like it's a normal vehicle.

Agreed, says the Arachnid Wish Fairy.

But someone calls the Determined Spanish Extermination Company which just tented the Alhambra.

They are chasing your spider, and you, all over town with a really, really, really big butterfly net.

I wish I had a new house.


Sylkat

Granted. A new Monopoly game arrives at your place, and inside the box are 32 new small plastic green houses.

I wish for a golden parachute.

Granted, exclaims the Fairy Gilda........

The parachute IS made of gold, which you shall bitterly rue as they shove you out of the door of the airplane whose engines have decided to simply stop.


I wish for an alexandrite pendant.


Stlkat