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23 Jan 2008, 6:01 pm

Granted. However, you are used to make the original flavouring.




I wish that all my bills were paid off.


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23 Jan 2008, 8:26 pm

Granted. You're all square - right up to the third quarter of last financial year.

I wish QuantumCowboy could get the job of his dreams - without having to stand on his head and whistle "Dixie" during the interview process.



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24 Jan 2008, 3:50 am

Granted, Cowboy gets the job of his dreams but is arrested because, . . . well who can put a moral right or wrong on dreams? But it's still technically illegal. :P


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24 Jan 2008, 6:03 am

Granted, but it turns out that there is nothing to accomplish.

I wish I'd completed Final Fantasy VI.


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26 Jan 2008, 9:04 am

Granted, but the winning screen pops up a big "SIK!" and you are spit into another realm.

I wish it all made sense and I knew what and how to do "properly"


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26 Jan 2008, 9:23 am

Granted but then you realise you didn't want to do it right because it turned out to be boring and even if you do things properly it's boring.

I wish I could go to New York.


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26 Jan 2008, 6:58 pm

Granted.

Suddenly you find yorself naked and cover in fur on top of the Empire State building. Planes are strsffing you and for some reason you're clutching a Barbie sized Brittany Spears in one hand.

I wish I wasnt hooked on EBay.



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26 Jan 2008, 7:00 pm

TrueDave wrote:
Granted.

Suddenly you find yorself naked and cover in fur on top of the Empire State building. Planes are strsffing you and for some reason you're clutching a Barbie sized Brittany Spears in one hand.

I wish I wasnt hooked on EBay.


Granted! your hooked on something worse calle DrugBay

I wish for the freaking insurance company to unfreeze my powerchair order...


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26 Jan 2008, 7:07 pm

Granted but your powerchair hooks itself to your neurons and makes you go around everywhere naked.....


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26 Jan 2008, 9:51 pm

Granted! But what happens is . . . well this isn't the adult forum so I can't say anything juvinile :lol: Lets just say " be careful what you wish for."


I wish I could could understand animatronics.



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26 Jan 2008, 9:58 pm

TrueDave wrote:
Granted! But what happens is . . . well this isn't the adult forum so I can't say anything juvinile :lol: Lets just say " be careful what you wish for."


I wish I could could understand animatronics.


Granted! but to understand it you are made animatronic

I wish to own bodypoint

<--- soft silky straps maker = bodypoint :D


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27 Jan 2008, 6:17 pm

Granted. You own BodyPoint. However, it goes out of business, and the creditors seize all the product, and throw it from the Brooklyn Bridge.



I wish that I could have backing to do my research.


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27 Jan 2008, 6:18 pm

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Granted. You own BodyPoint. However, it goes out of business, and the creditors seize all the product, and throw it from the Brooklyn Bridge.



I wish that I could have backing to do my research.
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Granted! but you are backed by Enron

I wish for my company BodyPoint to not go out of business and to make so much money that i can keep a whole private stash to myself hehe :D


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28 Jan 2008, 8:48 am

Granted but afterwards they go bankrupt.

I wish I had superpowers.


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28 Jan 2008, 11:43 am

Granted but they are superpowers that help you make yourself unhappy.

I wish there was enough clean water for everyone.

P.S This is my 500th post. :)


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29 Jan 2008, 9:06 am

Yes, but then the Americans are irresponsible and make it all dirty.

I wish the Americans would pay more attention to climate change.


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