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03 Sep 2020, 2:10 am

one should perform surgery on oneself using stone knives and bearskins.



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03 Sep 2020, 2:18 am

Mow the lawn in the rain.



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03 Sep 2020, 2:32 am

^^living in the pacific northwest, there are weirdos here who do just that, very bad for the lawnmowers but they do it anyways. buttheads. :x



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03 Sep 2020, 3:04 am

It is a good idea to wear a TV aerial on you head and run around outside in a thunderstorm.



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03 Sep 2020, 3:21 am

Pet a rabid squirrel/possum.



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03 Sep 2020, 4:03 am

Pepe wrote:
Mow the lawn in the rain.


ESPECIALLY...if it's a thunderstorm!



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08 Sep 2020, 1:17 pm

Ignore a mess long enough and it will go away.


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14 Sep 2020, 1:35 am

Sleep in very late in the mornings.


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14 Sep 2020, 3:58 am

Sneak up behind a horse and shout BOO!



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14 Sep 2020, 4:19 am

Taking out your anger on people who don't deserve it is always the best solution rather than putting it to use tackling the problmes that are causing that anger.


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14 Sep 2020, 10:26 am

tell a pro wrestler that he and his trade is phony, john stoessel was learned about it.



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14 Sep 2020, 11:19 am

in real life , dig a hole and drag it in after you .


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14 Sep 2020, 2:25 pm

Don't think about your problems and they will just go away



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14 Sep 2020, 3:16 pm

eat jagged rocks for dinner.



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14 Sep 2020, 6:06 pm

salt jagged rocks throughly before ingestion.


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14 Sep 2020, 6:11 pm

chased down with turpentine.