The "Why are You Single" Test

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Your result for The Why are you single? Test ...

Clingy and Crazed
25 Shyness, 45 Codependency, 40 Denial, 5 Assheadedness

Before I begin.. I'd just like to start by saying it's just a test. We never had anything, and we never will. (Those restraining orders people give you.. they're a sign) That being said, learn to be a little independent. Being clingy is unattractive, and if you can never be happy alone, you'll never be happy in a relationship either. That's not to say you want to fall in love with yourself, because you seem a bit in denial about who you really are in the first place. Take a good look in the mirror before you start thinking you're above everyone else, or if past relationships are still on your mind, try and let 'em go.

I can't say I am surprised, anyone else wish they knew about the cattle prod option beforehand?
"You don't even need a relationship; You need a clone" Or maybe a twin sister
"because you're completely in love with yourself." Guilty
"You've probably either been through a lot of relationships, which inevitably failed, or single all your life" About halfway in-between
"because nobody's good enough for you." So far yes, I'm afraid
"I'd say buy a mirror" I already have three on my desk
"but buying one wouldn't give you the constant reaffirmation that you're above everybody else which you so desperately crave" 'Aint that a b!tch, at least I have something to look at in the meantime.

UPDATE:

Fairly Normal
35 Shyness, 10 Codependency, 15 Denial, 15 Assheadedness

You're fairly normal. Assuming you're not horrendously ugly, I honestly don't know why you're single. Stick it out; You're sure to find somebody, and if not, consider a brown paper bag.

Huh...same result.

Shrinking Violet

55 Shyness, 20 Codependency, 0 Denial, 0 Assheadedness
You're too shy! Step away from the wall and mingle! Believe it or not, you probably won't die by talking to people. Try saying hello, or get used to only having yourself to talk to. Chances are, when you get past the awkward introductions, you'll be great in a relationship.

Shrinking Violet

65 Shyness, 20 Codependency, 0 Denial, 0 Assheadedness
You're too shy! Step away from the wall and mingle! Believe it or not, you probably won't die by talking to people. Try saying hello, or get used to only having yourself to talk to. Chances are, when you get past the awkward introductions, you'll be great in a relationship.

Fairly Normal

30 Shyness, 0 Codependency, 35 Denial, 5 Assheadedness
You're fairly normal. Assuming you're not horrendously ugly, I honestly don't know why you're single. Stick it out; You're sure to find somebody, and if not, consider a brown paper bag.

I thought I would have made higher on assheadedness

60 Shyness, 45 Codependency, 0 Denial, 10 Assheadedness

Spineless. Oh well.

Fairly Normal

30 Shyness, 30 Codependency, 0 Denial, 0 Assheadedness
You're fairly normal. Assuming you're not horrendously ugly, I honestly don't know why you're single. Stick it out; You're sure to find somebody, and if not, consider a brown paper bag.

I appreciate the compliment, internet.

Fairly Normal
30 shyness, 5 codependency, 0 denial, 0 assheadedness

Yay for not being an asshead?

Fairly Normal
25 Shyness, 15 Codependency, 0 Denial, 0 Assheadedness

Shrinking Violet
55 Shyness, 10 Codependency, 0 Denial, 15 Assheadedness
You're too shy! Step away from the wall and mingle! Believe it or not, you probably won't die by talking to people. Try saying hello, or get used to only having yourself to talk to. Chances are, when you get past the awkward introductions, you'll be great in a relationship.

HAHA! Well, I guess that's kinda right.

Shrinking Violet

55 Shyness, 0 Codependency, 0 Denial, 0 Assheadedness

You're too shy! Step away from the wall and mingle! Believe it or not, you probably won't die by talking to people. Try saying hello, or get used to only having yourself to talk to. Chances are, when you get past the awkward introductions, you'll be great in a relationship.

Fairly Normal

25 Shyness, 15 Codependency, 0 Denial, 0 Assheadedness
You're fairly normal. Assuming you're not horrendously ugly, I honestly don't know why you're single. Stick it out; You're sure to find somebody, and if not, consider a brown paper bag.

Your result for The Why are you single? Test ...
Delusional Asshat

0 Shyness, 0 Codependency, 85 Denial, 40 Assheadedness

You probably didn't need this test to find out you're a bit of a jackass. Most people probably hate you, but that's alright. You'll just keep drinking until they're pretty, slapping the cute ones on the ass, and moving through life with total disregard for anyone around you. In fact, you don't even need a relationship; You need a clone, because you're completely in love with yourself. You've probably either been through a lot of relationships, which inevitably failed, or single all your life because nobody's good enough for you. Until cloning is perfected, invest in mirrors.

Geez I'm not that bad lol.

Your result for The Why are you single? Test ...
Fairly Normal
20 Shyness, 5 Codependency, 0 Denial, 0 Assheadedness
You're fairly normal. Assuming you're not horrendously ugly, I honestly don't know why you're single. Stick it out; You're sure to find somebody, and if not, consider a brown paper bag.
Your Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

You scored 20% on Shyness, higher than 38% of your peers.

You scored 5% on Codependency, higher than 34% of your peers.

You scored 0% on Denial, higher than 26% of your peers.

You scored 0% on Assheadedness, higher than 35% of your peers.

Shrinking Violet

50 Shyness, 20 Codependency, 0 Denial, 0 Assheadedness
You're too shy! Step away from the wall and mingle! Believe it or not, you probably won't die by talking to people. Try saying hello, or get used to only having yourself to talk to. Chances are, when you get past the awkward introductions, you'll be great in a relationship.
Your Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

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Shyness Distribution

You scored 50% on Shyness, higher than 84% of your peers.
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Codependency Distribution

You scored 20% on Codependency, higher than 66% of your peers.
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Denial Distribution

You scored 0% on Denial, higher than 26% of your peers.
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Assheadedness Distribution

You scored 0% on Assheadedness, higher than 35% of your peers.

If anyone can tell me what Assheadedness, is I'd be greatfull.