Subvert A Song Title

Post Reply New Topic

the duck of earl
the fluke of earl
the object of my er*ction
my fart will go on
crock of the heart
clock of the fart
i think you're a cloned sow
i think you're a loaned cow
the crying shame
the lying dame
the dying flame

Rake It Off - Ke$ha's Take It Off
Wonder Woman - Right Said Fred's Wonder Man
Yoo Hoo - Carl Stalling's Woo Woo

sells like teen spirit
little fister
time of the slimes
if i were a phone solicitor
the puller
seventh daughter
sixth son
smells like teen spirits
do worry, be sappy

A Waste of Money (A Taste of Honey)

Can't Buy Me Lunch (Can't Buy Me Love)

Here Comes the Runs (Here Comes the Sun)

I Saw Her Stringy Hair (I Saw Her Standing There)

Juicy is the Pie with Almonds (Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds)

You've Got to Give Your Dove A Lay (You've Got to Hide Your Love Away)

Fried Brain Lox

Drained Rocks Beat Rolling On A Shed

That's Sod On A Chunky Soy

Wire and Drains

squawky bassoon [rocky raccoon]
the wrong and binding load [the long and winding road]
ghouls out [school's out]
concealed with a lick [sealed with a kiss]
gruel bummer [cruel summer]
nair [hair]
beast hound and bound [east bound and down]
none around fool [run around sue]
bend over keep hope'n [roll over beethoven]

fly bite it [sky pilot]
the louse of the arising bum [house of the rising sun]
he gotta get gout from his case [we gotta get outta this place]
fairies will spark [cherry hill park]
the blight has a thousand flies [the night has a thousand eyes]
pee-yoo in october [see you in september]
i DO want her, You CAN'T have her, She's just right for ME [too fat polka]
plenty pain [penny lane]
fight rotguts [white shotguns]
tester bottle [desperado]

One of my faves, though I can't take any credit for it:

The Girl With Colitis Goes By (The Girl With Kaleidoscope Eyes)

Booty in the Spry Environs - The Beatles' Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
They're Mine No More - Rise Against's Behind Closed Doors
Spline - Taylor Swift's Mine
Learning Javanese - The Vapors' Turning Japanese
Why Fail The Blues - Chaka Khan's I Feel For You

Elf and the Flower It Holds (Flesh and the Power It Holds - Death)

Peptic Waves (Hurls Depart) (Separate Ways (Worlds Apart) - Journey)

Animal (Panama - Van Halen)

Turning Out The Louse (Burning Down The House - Talking Heads)

He's Very Blotto (Mr. Roboto - Styx)

Nuclear Salmon Nation (Nuclear Salvation - Krusher)

you came on my pillow [annie's song, or "you filled up my senses"]
you make me feel like barfing [you make me feel like dancing]
another bum's unraveling tarnation show [brother love's traveling salvation show]
indifference that we share [love is in the air]
cheap dairy slime [sweet caroline]
unhappy separately [happy together]
boot heel [lucille]
grope me all over [don't touch me there]
milquetoast of the metro [coward of the county]

I Sit Around (I Get Around)

Little Moose Droop (Little Deuce Coop)

Hurls on the Peach (Girls on the Beach)

When a Ban Weeds a Villain (When a Man Needs a Woman)

the eleventh sometimes [the twelfth of never]
what stop? [bus stop]
short nerdy woman in a brown mumu [tall cool woman in a black dress]
letting it rot [taking care of business]
satan went up to saskatchewan [the devil went down to georgia]
something tells me i'm in deep doodoo [something tells me i'm into something good]
frittering the day away [twistin' the night away]
when a fish needs a bicycle [when a man needs a woman]
chest pain, it's a gas pain [heart beat, it's a love beat]
mother's big buzzer [mother's little helper]
don't go fakin' my art [don't go breaking my heart]
screw u is the easiest word [sorry is the hardest word]
puxatawny penury [philadelphia freedom]