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02 Apr 2011, 1:56 am

I had a problem with that "X" so I cheated a bit . (He's a he, but I'm pretty sure he's not from Tashkent.)


One for Professor X


There once was a man from Tashkent
A clever and scholarly gent
He fell under a hex
And then signed himself "X"
So that no one would know where he went.


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02 Apr 2011, 2:02 am

LOL that was great!

I know somebody else here now. I'll just do him.

Spongy:

There was was a chap from Seville
Who gave me a bit of a thrill.
He knew what I meant
When I said I was spent
And my beachwear was over the hill. ;)



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20 Apr 2011, 6:45 pm

all_white wrote:
Now Erisad:

There once was a lovely young girl
Who sometimes would give us a twirl. 
She thought she was fat
But we all knew that that
Was a lie: she was just like a pearl. 


Awww, that's so sweet. Also really applicable since my real name means "pearl." XD



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20 Apr 2011, 6:49 pm

Erisad wrote:
all_white wrote:
Now Erisad:

There once was a lovely young girl
Who sometimes would give us a twirl. 
She thought she was fat
But we all knew that that
Was a lie: she was just like a pearl. 


Awww, that's so sweet. Also really applicable since my real name means "pearl." XD


Really?

Wow, it was totally a lucky mistake!

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I'm glad you like it. If I notice more about you, I'll write a Part Two with the new material.



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20 Apr 2011, 6:50 pm

all_white wrote:
Erisad wrote:
all_white wrote:
Now Erisad:

There once was a lovely young girl
Who sometimes would give us a twirl. 
She thought she was fat
But we all knew that that
Was a lie: she was just like a pearl. 


Awww, that's so sweet. Also really applicable since my real name means "pearl." XD


Really?

Wow, it was totally a lucky mistake!

:wink:

I'm glad you like it. If I notice more about you, I'll write a Part Two with the new material.


Lol, or did I use my real name at some point and you were just really observant? :P

Oooookaaaaaaaay. :D