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24 Apr 2011, 8:07 pm

The building is a pillow factory and you fall onto a pile of fluffy pillows.

I am flying my Cessna when I run out of fuel, heading straight for the mountains below.

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24 Apr 2011, 8:22 pm

You crash perfectly and the director yells cut. You get out unscathed and move on to the next scene.

I get into a violent crash on the highway...

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24 Apr 2011, 9:51 pm

...with your Hotwheel cars.

I get stuck in an elevator during an earthquake...

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25 Apr 2011, 10:47 am

The elevator stops at a floor and the doors get suck open.

I fall down a waterfall. . .

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25 Apr 2011, 11:05 am

^^ Happies, KyleTheGhost, as I believe that a very lovely wind spirit carries you to safety.

^^ A very sneaky goblin has pushed me from an aeroplane at a very great height.

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25 Apr 2011, 2:52 pm

But,a kind faery helps to divert such a disaster whereas, I wind up falling into cave filled with manticores

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25 Apr 2011, 3:19 pm

The whole situation was just a dream and you woke up.

I got hit in the head by a hammer. . .

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25 Apr 2011, 4:58 pm

...made of rubber.

I suffer a heart attack alone in the forest...

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25 Apr 2011, 8:23 pm

It turns out to be indigestion from those red berries you ate, so you're fine now but...

I'm hopelessy trapped in a huge spider web and the spider is inches away from me.

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26 Apr 2011, 6:38 am

The web comes apart and you get away safely.

I fall through ice into freezing water. . .

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26 Apr 2011, 10:20 am

^^ Yaye happies KyleTheGhost, as I believe that you standing only within a little puddle, and you happily step out of this puddle and return home to warm your feet.

^^ I believe I am happily dangling over a pit containing many happy hungry crocodiles.

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26 Apr 2011, 2:02 pm

^^ I believe I am happily dangling over a pit containing many happy hungry crocodiles. But, they turn out to be racoons and nothing more..

I find myself bein chased by dark shady figues with ravenous claws and sharp fangs..

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26 Apr 2011, 2:34 pm

But the sun comes out and the vampires are burned.

I'm lost in the desert. . .

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27 Apr 2011, 6:47 am

I believe that a very lovely little sandy creature appears before you from the sand, and provides you with two very magical sacks. One sack contains eternal amounts of water. And one sack contains eternal amounts of bread. However, I believe that these sacks are both very light for you to carry.

I believe that a very lovely, yet very frightened Orc is attempting to slice me with his sword.

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27 Apr 2011, 6:51 am

Fear not. You have a bigger sword and shield and you beat him.

A army of archers have fired arrows at me. . .

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27 Apr 2011, 2:18 pm

A army of archers have fired arrows at me. . .

They wound up missing you by mere luck..

I wind up being attacked by ravenous jackals that appeared from out of nowhere..

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