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luanqibazao
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01 Apr 2014, 11:54 pm

Naked, Chuck Norris can carry six cups of coffee and a dozen doughnuts.



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04 Apr 2014, 12:48 am

If you cut off Chuck Norris' arm and bury it, it will grow a new Chuck Norris, and the original will regrow his arm.


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06 Apr 2014, 2:25 am

God doesn't tell Chuck Norris what to do, Chuck Norris tells god what to do!


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