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14 Jul 2012, 8:34 pm

Landscaper = Gives the goats wrongful blame on terra firma, as opposed to doing it at sea.

Cardiologist

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15 Jul 2012, 2:19 pm

Cardiologist = an expert at spotting fake IDs.

Bartender

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15 Jul 2012, 4:01 pm

Bartender = Someone who disallows anything other than tough meat.

Inspector

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15 Jul 2012, 4:58 pm

Inspector = a surgeon who implants glasses under the surface of the face.

Veterinarian

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16 Jul 2012, 8:14 pm

Veterinarian = Former military personnel of Ireland that does not believe that Christ was the same substance of God.

Exterminator

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17 Jul 2012, 3:43 pm

Exterminator: professional animal slayer

sales associate

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17 Jul 2012, 4:45 pm

Sales sociate: Glorified telemarketer for a firm.

Knocker

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17 Jul 2012, 5:56 pm

Knocker: Low tech door-to-door ringer.

Rock Star

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17 Jul 2012, 8:40 pm

Rock Star = pet rock (of 70's fame)

Gynecologist

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18 Jul 2012, 10:23 am

Gynecologist: Person who was porn deprived as a youth and made up for it by studying female "anatomy."

Packer

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18 Jul 2012, 1:18 pm

Packer = The Medieval servant who put noble's clothes in bags to prepare for travel. (See also Dresser = servant who helped nobles to put their clothes on.)

Pool boy

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18 Jul 2012, 10:07 pm

Pool boy = Young male loitering around billiard halls

Pizza deliverer.

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19 Jul 2012, 6:09 pm

Pizza deliverer = a doctor who assists women who have a pie in the oven instead of a bun.

Folk singer

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19 Jul 2012, 7:57 pm

Folk Singer = gig star and random bars and festivals

Professional Wrestler

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20 Jul 2012, 10:37 am

Professional Wrestler = A highly educated profession who has struggles making decisions

Middle Manager

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20 Jul 2012, 2:13 pm

Middle Manager - director of a belly dance company

Ranch Hand

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