Epic Battle

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.... oooh, that's unfortunate.
You should *never* run towards a 999 bracelet which is about to detonate !

As soon as Dekuhornets charges close to the bracelet, it explodes ... very violently !

You have no idea how Junpei's 999 Bracelet got there (or whether Junpei - the previous owner - is still alive) because all you are aware of is white hot pain..... as the explosion gives you considerable fourth-degree burns and scarring all over the front of your body.

All of your pokemon are completely obliterated in the blast !

oooooooh......

LadyWoofWoof staggers backwards, thrown off by the blast.
This means that she is stumbling towards....

An Ancient Demon of Intense Annoyance known to Americans as RachelRay.

She pulls her Personalized Pancake Spatula from her bejeweled sword scabbard, slaps Dekuhornets over the head with it, then she throws it at Nymeria8.

She then spends the rest of the golden afternoon under a shady tree, tying LadyWoofWoof's tentacles into knots.

Hearing a stealthy rustling in the branches above her, she looks up........

In the branches above, she spies one of the latest hi-tech biological weapons...
A stealth-based gerbilknife ! !! !



With a deranged SQUEEEEEEEEEE the gerbil drops towards her face, knife pointing downward.



disclaimer - Don't worry it's Photoshopped.

James beard appears out of nowhere, thundering "That is no way to treat a paring knife!"

He throws an enormous catalog (featuring his signature line of cutlery) at the creator of The Gerbil Knife, none other than Celeste Feline!

That mighty warrioress grabs the catalog, sets it aflame, and then.......

... her mane of warrior hair sweeps a little too close to the flames and catches alight !

After much rolling about on the ground shrieking, she manages to put out the fire....

... but not before getting fourth degree burns to the head !


Everybody else is looking on dismay, when suddenly..... from out of nowhere...

Gordon Ramsay appears with a boombox on his shoulder playing the theme to "Hell's Kitchen".

"What is going on here?", he yells. "I did not say to fire the entrees!"

But before he can do anything else....

LadyWoofWoof untangles a few of her tentacles, grabs his boom box, and tries to slither away!

But then..........

... the boom-box begins to tick.

OMG ! It's been rigged to explode if anybody takes it from Gordon Ramsay !

In a panic , LadyWoofwoof tries to run away.... but trips over, because her remaining tentacles (the ones not holding the boom-box) are still tangled up.

The boom-box goes flying, straight in the direction of....

Martha Stewart who quickly returns it to Ramsay. Without much discussion, the purpose of this meeting has become clear. As the two face each other, they declare simultaneously..."This has now become a battle of the brands. Choose your side and choose it wisely."

Without a second thought, Nymeria drags her burnt body to Ramsay's side and waits.....

The Silent Ancient Warrior Spirit who had been lurking in the darkness of a nearby Mysterious Cavern, drifted forward, majestic, intimidating, and annoyed at having his thousand-year slumber disrupted.

His voice boomed out, and he said.........

"WHO DARE DISTURBS THE GREAT ANO-UKI!?"
Beppieiscool at that moment realized the money wasn't worth it. She sees an oppertunity. Between Ramsey and Martha verbal arguing whose brand is better and Nymeria's still body. She leaps into air, diving past electric bolts of lightning, ninja stars, and flying gerbils. She grabs Nymeria and uses her as meat shield as cross the battlefield northward. But that was not meant to be as....

"What time is it?"

The entirely of the group turned toward HIM and gasped, their only watch being violently destroyed earlier. With a unified gulp, the entire group stared in awe as the Ancient Warrior Spirit....

[Nymeria8 and I posted at the same time. Oops]
As the battle stood at the stanstill Beppieiscool is holding up Nymeria when all eyes fall on to her. The Ancient Warrior Spirit shouts,
"You were the one who interrupted my sleep!"
He slaps both Beppieiscool and Nymeria across the battlefield.

Blocks with Stuffy Doll... your arguments are invalid...

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