What makes you fart??

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04 Mar 2007, 7:17 am

I'm pretty convinced it is air.

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04 Mar 2007, 7:21 am

Pork & Beans, and too much food in general.

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04 Mar 2007, 7:29 am

Have you ever walked into a lift where someone's left one behind? Talk about man's inhumanity to man :lol:

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04 Mar 2007, 11:11 am

Cabbage, beans, broccoli, and cauliflower

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04 Mar 2007, 11:49 am

A bowl of oatmeal and hard-boiled eggs and I'm loaded for Bear. :oops:

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04 Mar 2007, 12:29 pm

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Where's the blogthing for this?

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04 Mar 2007, 1:17 pm

Loud farts: beans, peas, etc.
SBD farts: eggs and fish.

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04 Mar 2007, 1:31 pm

Vinegar and onions. I'm talking about farts that can peel the paint off the walls. Very handy when it comes time to redecorate the house though.

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04 Mar 2007, 2:14 pm

Alternative wrote:

maldoror wrote:

Where's the blogthing for this?

Quite simply, it is not a blogthing, obviously, and actually, my non blogthing posts far outweight my blogthing posts. I find sarcasm unnecessary sometimes.

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04 Mar 2007, 2:32 pm

Brussels sprouts and getting too drunk the previous night.

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04 Mar 2007, 2:35 pm

having fruit and veggies together can gas me up for days.

by the way, not to change the subject, but the trampoline thing got me remembering. The set up a trampoline for my friends 70th birthday, and people were bouncing away on it. Several of my older women friends took their turns and quickly got off after a couple of bounces. We took consensus and found that we were peeing our panties with each bounce and that took us off the trampoline quickly. It was that little crook in the urethra you get after you have kids that makes it so dicy to stand up fast cause urine collects there and when you strech it out, it lets out a squirt.

So, what do you call a fart that travels up the front rather than out the back? You ladies know what I mean . . .

Merle

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04 Mar 2007, 3:00 pm

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haha, I am glad you are the one who bought up that particular brand of fart and not myself, lol. I used to be able to do that at will just to annoy my ex, drove him mad.

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04 Mar 2007, 3:03 pm

Cry babies.

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04 Mar 2007, 3:07 pm

Aspie1 wrote:

Loud farts: beans, peas, etc.
SBD farts: eggs and fish.

Hmm, so what would happen if you had a meal of Fish and eggs, with a side dish of beans? :twisted:

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04 Mar 2007, 3:09 pm

Graelwyn wrote:

sinsboldly wrote:

haha, I am glad you are the one who bought up that particular brand of fart and not myself, lol. I used to be able to do that at will just to annoy my ex, drove him mad.

Queef.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queef

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04 Mar 2007, 4:00 pm

Queef.
AND a Wikipedia entry!

I always heard it as Queep, but I won't protest.
It can get some good resonance depending on how it shakes and shimmies around on it's way out!

Merle :oops:

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