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Mary Sue was so upset that her traits were known, that she ran away.

With someone else's money.

Once upon a time there was a cove, and in that cave there lived a beer, and that beer wood hypernate in winter. But now their was summer and he wasn?t hypernating. And he walked out of the cove and then he locked around beecose he wanted too eet some honnee. He seed a tree with a beas nest and he stucked he?s snout in too eat the honnea. Then some beas stinged him and since he had a allergy he died. But the bea died also to so the beas was also sad. The end.


I hope that was bad enough!

^ Thanks, that was entertaining!

Once upon a time. . . Intermission. . . The End.

Once there was a Wee Yank.

He got run over by a tank.

The Housekeeping Department who had to clean up the mess said 'Oh, Blankety Blank'.

Hapless Hero stared down the tunnel of the gun barrel trained between his eyes. Clammy sweat courses down his back as he dry swallowed and awaited his fate. Villainous Villian chuckled casually and savored Hapless Hero pinned and squirming between his sights. And then....


To be continued next year....

Title: Missing Hart

As Dr John Smith walkd tord his car parkd in the hospitle car park, he coud here a shuffling noise from behind. He lookd back and seed a man coverd in mud all over his body. Then too his horror John recognized the man as Mr Jones whose hart he had removd to transplant into other patients body. As he realized that Mr Jones had turnd into a livving ded, Mr Jones sayed in a croaky voice, ?Y did you remove my hart? I coud have lived.? John was horrifyd to see the livin ded monster but managed to explaind, ?You were already ded, Mr Jones.? Mr Jones ignord the explantation and sayed, ?I need a hart. You give me one.? John givd Mr Jones the name and adress of the hart recipient. The following day John herd the news that the recipient of Mr Jones? hart gotten murderd. John fell very sad but wuz glad that he himself didn?t gotten murderd.

Lol this is one funny thread!

There was once a boring brown-and-beige Booyakasha.


Bored with being bored this larcenous but creative beast stole a bucket of school bus paint, poured it into a wading pool, and jumped in.

Which is the reason for the outrageous Intense Saffron Avatar.

Loool awesome!

Wait till I'm done with ironing and some other things, and you'll get a story how sylkat climbed those flowers.

The Yellow Peril irons her fur??