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21 Mar 2007, 7:14 am

The black mage was dancing because he recently nuked a city about the size of New York City with a spell.


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21 Mar 2007, 1:02 pm

Black Mage comtemplated nuking North Korea.


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21 Mar 2007, 3:58 pm

. . . but decided to instead bother Aspiegirl89 becuse she used too few words.



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21 Mar 2007, 6:00 pm

He gave her a nuclear wedgie and then stole all her mittens. Then the cat bit...



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21 Mar 2007, 8:54 pm

Bob on the hand. The kumquat Bob was holding fell out of the hand.


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21 Mar 2007, 10:00 pm

which hurt the kumquat,s feelings mightily. It lay on the ground and tried to rot


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21 Mar 2007, 10:05 pm

But then due to people acting stupid. The black mage nuked the ocean with a very powerful spell.


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21 Mar 2007, 10:10 pm

but, due to his lysdexia, he failed to nuke it. He puked ir.


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22 Mar 2007, 1:57 am

Then he tried a second time but he made a mistake and blew up a pie factory.


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22 Mar 2007, 9:49 am

A thick cloud of dust, smoke, and debris filled the air. When the dust settled and the smoke cleared, ...



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22 Mar 2007, 9:55 am

People from the Othodox Churh of Pie came and started to attempt to kill the blackmage, but...


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22 Mar 2007, 4:44 pm

Something was not right. Apperently, one of the members got slapped with a . . .



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23 Mar 2007, 1:33 pm

trout. Of course. The trout was proud of itself, for using less than 15 words.


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23 Mar 2007, 4:22 pm

Then Bob farted. It was a mighty fart that broke the windows on the hovercraft.



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23 Mar 2007, 9:32 pm

The hovercraft crashed into a transport carrying Ultra Marines. The transport crashed into a...


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10 Oct 2007, 7:38 pm

Spacecraft from Russia that had twenty million Tesla tanks, all ready to...