Which Biblical Villain Are You?

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Dude, we already have a few antichrists and many with higher average scores. Heck, I am Satan, so really we are not impressed. It does almost make one want to create the organization of evil aspies though.

The Phillistine

You scored 45% Pride, 35% Envy, 55% Ambition, and 37% Deceitfulness!

You are the Phillistine, a citizen of a nation that rivaled Israel. You inhabited the land of Canaan (i.e. the promised land) before the Israelites decided to roll through and claim the land for themselves. In many respects, you had much in common with the other settlers in the land of Canaan. You were a humble farmer, attempting to eke out a decent living in a harsh world. You had a great love for the land and the people around you. People in the community could always count on you for comfort or support. However, unlike the other settlers in this area, you were quite ambitious. So ambitious, that you wanted to defy the armies of God and challenge them for their claim to the promised land. You are not one to be deceptive, so you usually challenged the armies of God directly and made no effort to cover up your dislike for them. In the 21st century, you continue this pattern of behavior in your dealings with other people. There's nothing wrong with ambition per se, but when ambition puts you in opposition to God, well then, that makes you a biblical villain.

The Serpent

47% Pride, 42% Envy, 30% Ambition, and 62% Deceitfulness

the apple (no, not the computer)
wow am i a dummy...didn't realize there was actually a real test to take hehehe!

A Child of Israel
You scored 32% Pride, 37% Envy, 20% Ambition, and 32% Deceitfulness!

...for the purposes of this test, you are one of the bad Children of Israel. You are part of the chosen race of God, but in the Bible it seemed like you could never stop complaining and messing up.

ahhhhhhh, yup, that's me to a capital T

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Do you think that the rest of us did? We just copied and pasted. Copying and pasting is easy.

The Serpent
You scored 17% Pride, 45% Envy, 20% Ambition, and 52% Deceitfulness

yay, snake

A Child of Israel
You scored 35% Pride, 32% Envy, 35% Ambition, and 42% Deceitfulness!
You are one of the Children of Israel. There were many good Children of Israel (e.g. Jesus, Moses, Elijah, Daniel, Peter, and so on). However, for the purposes of this test, you are one of the bad Children of Israel. You are part of the chosen race of God, but in the Bible it seemed like you could never stop complaining and messing up. You are not really a biblical villain in the traditional sense. In fact, you possess a lot of godly qualities. You are humble, you love your neighbors, and you are quite trustworthy. However, your relative slothfulness and recalcitrance made it impossible for you to strive to reach the high purpose that God had for you. You were content to do just enough to get by. Therefore, since you're striving was not with God...it was against God. This is why you are considered a villain.

That's lame. I was predicting that I would be associated with Judas Iscariot.

Satan

How morbid.

A Child of Israel
You scored 20% Pride, 5% Envy, 20% Ambition, and 30% Deceitfulness!
You are one of the Children of Israel. There were many good Children of Israel (e.g. Jesus, Moses, Elijah, Daniel, Peter, and so on). However, for the purposes of this test, you are one of the bad Children of Israel. You are part of the chosen race of God, but in the Bible it seemed like you could never stop complaining and messing up. You are not really a biblical villain in the traditional sense. In fact, you possess a lot of godly qualities. You are humble, you love your neighbors, and you are quite trustworthy. However, your relative slothfulness and recalcitrance made it impossible for you to strive to reach the high purpose that God had for you. You were content to do just enough to get by. Therefore, since you're striving was not with God...it was against God. This is why you are considered a villain.

OTHER BIBLICAL VILLAINS A Child of Israel The Serpent The Phillistine Judas Iscariot Jonah The Demon The Fallen Angel The False Prophet Goliath Pharaoh King Nebuchadnezzar Caiaphas King Saul Cain The Antichrist Satan




My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 1% on Pride

You scored higher than 0% on Envy

You scored higher than 2% on Ambition

You scored higher than 9% on Deceitfulness