The personality defect test

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ROBOTS unite!! !

Uniting with my fellow ROBOTS!

Am another spiteful loner - the test was rather funny up until I received the result, now I'm mortified.


Michaelmas

http://www.wrongplanet.net/modules.php? ... efect+test

My result is on there.

Robot...

I'm not mortified about being a Spiteful Loner. I'm a bitter person, and I have damn good reason to be. I would never go on a shooting rampage, and I don't respect people who do, but I can relate to people who do. I understand where it comes from. I didn't sit in the back of the room looking weird in high school though.....

Robot

ROBOT.

Sociopath. couldda guessed


. . .no, mister Bond, I want you to die.

Sociopath

You are 100% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 100% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.







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<h1>Your Score: <span>Spiteful Loner</span></h1>
<h2>You are 100% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 100% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.</h2>
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(, {{You are the Spiteful Loner, the personality type that is most likely to go on a shooting rampage. In high school, you were probably that kid who wore all black and who sat alone in a corner of the lunch room, drawing pictures of dead babies. You are a rational person and tend to hold emotions in very low-esteem; not only that, but you are also rather introverted, meaning you probably bury any emotions you feel deep inside yourself, like all of the bodies in your backyard. Combine these traits with your dislike of others and your brutality, and it seems that you would be quite likely to shoot innocent people in a rampage. Most likely, you also have low self-esteem. Hell, I get low self-esteem just looking at you. This is only yet one more incentive to go on a shooting rampage, because you wouldn't care if you died as a result. Granted, you probably haven't gone on a shooting rampage and probably never will, but all the motivations are there. All you need is for someone to push you over the edge, calling you names and belittling you. Like me. But don't shoot me. I have a 101 mile-long knife, you know. In conclusion, your personality is defective because you are too introverted, brutal, insecure, and rather unemotional. No wonder no one hangs around you, you morbid, cold-hearted freak!
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<b>To put it less negatively:</b>
<p><i>1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
<p>2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
<p>3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.
<p>4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.</i>
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<p><b>Compatibility:</b><p>
Your exact opposite is the <a href=http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=100&score2=0&score3=100>Televangelist</a>.
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Other personalities you would probably get along with are the <a href=http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=100&score2=100&score3=0>Capitalist Pig</a>, the <a href=http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=100&score2=100&score3=100>Smartass</a>, and the <a href=http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=0&score2=100&score3=100>Sociopath</a>.
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<i>If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.</i>
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<b>The other personality types:</b>
<p><a href=http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=0&score2=0&score3=0>The Emo Kid</a>: <i>Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.</i>
<p><a href=http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=0&score2=0&score3=100>The Starving Artist</a>: <i>Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.</i>
<p><a href=http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=0&score2=100&score3=0>The Bitch-Slap</a>: <i>Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.</i>
<p><a href=http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=0&score2=100&score3=100>The Brute</a>: <i>Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.</i>
<p><a href=http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=100&score2=0&score3=0>The Hippie</a>: <i>Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.</i>
<p><a href=http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=100&score2=0&score3=100>The Televangelist</a>: <i>Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.</i>
<p><a href=http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=100&score2=100&score3=0>The Schoolyard Bully</a>: <i>Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.</i>
<p><a href=http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=100&score2=100&score3=100>The Class Clown</a>: <i>Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.</i>
<p><a href=http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=0&score2=0&score3=0>The Robot</a>: <i>Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.</i>
<p><a href=http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=0&score2=0&score3=100>The Haughty Intellectual</a>: <i>Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.</i>
<p><a href=http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=0&score2=100&score3=0>The Spiteful Loner</a>: <i>Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.</i>
<p><a href=http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=0&score2=100&score3=100>The Sociopath</a>: <i>Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.</i>
<p><a href=http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=100&score2=0&score3=0>The Hand-Raiser</a>: <i>Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.</i>
<p><a href=http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=100&score2=0&score3=100>The Braggart</a>: <i>Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.</i>
<p><a href=http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=100&score2=100&score3=0>The Capitalist Pig</a>: <i>Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.</i>
<p><a href=http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=100&score2=100&score3=100>The Smartass</a>: <i>Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.</i>
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Be sure to take my <a href=http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=13372526327873131397>Sublime Philosophical Crap Test</a> if you are interested in taking a slightly more <i>intellectual</i> test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!
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<b>About Saint_Gasoline</b></p>
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I am a self-proclaimed pseudo-intellectual who loves dashes. I enjoy science, philosophy, and fart jokes and water balloons, not necessarily in that order. I spend 95% of my time online, and the other 5% of my time in the bathroom, longing to get back on the computer. If, God forbid, you somehow find me amusing instead of crass and annoying, be sure to check out my blog and my webcomic at <a href="http://www.saintgasoline.com">SaintGasoline.com</a>.}})
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<table cellpadding=20><tr><td>Link: <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=4741219933576750506'>The Personality Defect Test</a> written by <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=saint_gasoline'>saint_gasoline</a> on <a href='http://www.okcupid.com'>OkCupid Free Online Dating</a>, home of the <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/online.dating.persona.test'>The Dating Persona Test</a></td></tr></table>

Hand-Raiser

You are 71% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.

You are the Hand-Raiser, that annoying kid in class who
always had an answer for everything. No doubt, as a child
you probably sat in the front of the class, anxiously waving
your hand back and forth in the air while your teacher
desperately tried to avoid calling on you because you were
the ONLY f*****g kid that answered her questions. Clearly,
the key traits of your personality are your rationality and
your extroversion. You are like a little talkative calculator,
in other words. You also tend to be rather gentle and less
arrogant than most people. Your presence is a bane to
everyone's existence, because you are too nice for your own
good and you absolutely will not shut up. So what is your defect,
then? Well, you're boring, and when you're not boring, you are
just plain annoying with your ultra-logical responses and constant
need to talk to others. So keep waving that hand in the air, son.
I'm still not calling on you. You are too logical, you talk too much,
and your humility and gentleness only makes me hate you more,
because they make me feel like I almost SHOULDN'T hate you.
But I do. Big time. And by the way, the more you wave your
hand in class--your extended hand becoming nothing more
than a blur as you insanely wave it, thinking we can't see it--
the more smug satisfaction the teacher takes in watching the
look of excrutiating pain cross your face as you agonize over
not being called on, and the longer we'll wait to call on you,
just because we absolutely love torturing you so.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Brute.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the
Braggart, the Haughty Intellectual, and the Robot.

Sociopath
You are 71% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.

Looks like aspie_for_the_lord and I are the only hand raisers so far.


aspie_for_the_lord, this is an official invitation:

Let's join handraising forces, mi compadre. Together with our combined superpowers,
we can TAKE OVER THE WORLD!! !

(maniacal laugh):twisted:

But, remember, you get along with us robots. We can help too.

Join us then, fellow robots, and we shall rule together!! !! mwa ha ha ! !!