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Why isn't mayonnaise an instrument?

How come so many aliens in movies have three eyes, but so few have three noses?

What would the world be like if everyone had three noses? Would we have a better sense of smell? Would we all sneeze three times? Would Kleenex manufacturers be the wealthiest people on the planet? Hmmm...

If I drank gasoline, would I turn into a truck or just run real fast?

How did dogs build doghouses before we domesticated them?



The first doghouses must have been built by God I guess.
Really makes you think ...

Why do T-Rexes have such short arms?

If snakes don't have shoulders, what do they shrug when they don't know the answer to your question?

What if Ivar the Boneless had been captured by cannibals?

Would that have been convenient?

How do toilets consume so much excrement without dying?

Toilets must be ... like ... the ultimate life forms or something.

Perhaps toilets are alien life forms from the toilet planet.

... which is Uranus.

Whats the name of that guy I saw in a film last night?

Do unicorn farts smell nice

If animals have souls, do all predators go to Hell?

Maybe God wants all predators to commit suicide.

What would life be like if the earth's surface was concave and we lived in the inside?

Like ... what if we lived in a ball and we were attracted to the outside of the ball via gravity and the sun was in the middle?

What then, would happen if someone dug into the ground?

If a blue whale farted, could it make God laugh?

Is mad cow disease real or are cows just upset because they're insecure?

When Australian people have a birthday, do they eat upside down cake?

If a bunch of people stripped naked, stood in a circle, and then farted into the circle at the same time, would this summon the Devil?

Is that what they do at Satanic rituals? Maybe they don't sacrifice cats or children. Maybe they just toot in a circle to summon His Stinkiness.