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He slammed the table, demanding to be left to peace and dignity, just for one.

And left.

The strange gnawing in my guts felt as though it had consumed me entirely; and then it occurred to me, I was just as phony as everyone else.

I realized that I might be phoney, but I was certain that I wasn’t insincere, so I walked away proud.

Being sincerely proud of complete phoniness, I went to the mall to...

there we were at 30,000 feet....... all at once...........

We were soaring, open armed, our silken draperies billowing, dancing, fluttering in the sun filled morning air.

Like peas in a pod, we envisioned the future as if one organism, interdimensional travel was in sight.

"This is typical", said the Health Minister.

The health minister also advised: "today is not yesterday, it is not tomorrow, today is today"

You must stand perfectly, absolutely still and ponder where you are, who you are and why are you wearing wellington boots and fish net stockings?

This was a peculiar piece of advise since I was exhibiting a savage sens eof fashion already, wearing furry UGGS, fishnet stockings, and a superman cape.

“This,” I murmured to myself as I sauntered down the hallway, “This is Vogue.”

After all, I was hired to destroy any previous definitions of "clothing."

Meanwhile we have to presume that the frog is still in Ethiopia, but maybe it isn't.

In fact, the frog is now putting to use its customer service skills at Vogue, convincing the innocent populace to wear fishnets.