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Karamazov Veteran
Joined: 2 Mar 2012Age: 42Gender: MalePosts: 3,979Location: Rural England
Digitise:To use ones fingers
Mountain Goat Veteran
Joined: 13 May 2019Gender: MalePosts: 14,787Location: .
Masterbate.An underaged fisherman who does not have his fishing licence yet.
Booty.Stick it on your footy!
Bumbershoot.To shoot someone in the bum!
Juliette Veteran
Joined: 28 Sep 2006Gender: FemalePosts: 4,743Location: Surrey, UK
discombobulate(when you’re due at the disco .... but Bob is late...)
Humming bird.A rather shy bird that is not quite sure of the words.
Guardyloo. A handy dual purpose gadget which is a portable toilet and a fireguard in one. They didn't really take off due to the smell.
Colonoscopy:The act of identifying punctuation.
Pandiculation. A panda playing with himself.
cockamamiea speechless chicken
Candoodle.A poodle in a can!
Shenanigans. Grandmas with asbos.
lickety-splita split tongue
Flibbertigibbet.The art of making music with ones lips strumming a plectrum with the occasional contact with ones teeth.
Mollycoddle.A girl that cuddles fish.
Vomitory.A specific lavatory for use when ones sick.