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Milktalk
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27 May 2020, 5:37 pm

one rollerblade please - hold the pickle!


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27 May 2020, 5:44 pm

A handbrake cable for a hamburger please.



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27 May 2020, 5:49 pm

haha

one steel shoe please - im on a diet


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27 May 2020, 5:51 pm

Make that two half hamburgers please. I better not have a whole one. I am on a diet.



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27 May 2020, 6:20 pm

"flurgin"


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27 May 2020, 6:25 pm

Weird stuff!

Holy creep banana dog where's your fling flang :skull:.


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27 May 2020, 10:51 pm

dig dag mac cudge a "dib" - a roo!


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29 May 2020, 7:03 am

The flagon with the dragon has the potion that is poison, but the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.



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29 May 2020, 3:24 pm

brew that is true - jick a roo!


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29 May 2020, 8:47 pm

I'm me - let's have tea. I'm moo - let's hav too. :| :jester:


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01 Jun 2020, 10:28 pm

Battery-operated parsnip polishers: sold out.


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01 Jun 2020, 11:46 pm

Is that a tree over there - or am I just eating soup??


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01 Jun 2020, 11:58 pm



Kitchen hat's fibre optic marination.


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01 Jun 2020, 11:58 pm

Milktalk wrote:
Is that a tree over there - or am I just eating soup??


No, you're eating the tree.


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05 Jun 2020, 9:50 pm

Is that a hammer over there - or hav I forgotten my parachute again??


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06 Jun 2020, 9:56 am

Your parachute is someone else's paraphilia.


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