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05 Oct 2020, 3:44 pm

Thank you President Trump! During this global pandemic it is because of your science-driven leadership, deep concern for the well-being of all Americans, in-your-face example-setting, and commitment to direct honesty that the U.S. is #1!


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10 Oct 2020, 5:01 am

naturalplastic wrote:
Mountain Goat wrote:
Dear Amazon. Thank you for making me feel yucky when I typed in "Diarrhea" into the dearch engine to see if I could check its spelling, and your advert promptly came up with

For the best prices of "Diarrhea"....


YES!

Happens to me all of the time.

You type "child rape", and you "for the best prices on child rape...".


Often happens when I'm obsessed with something sciencey. Google goes "For great prices on exoplanets...." and I briefly get my hopes up for owning Kepler 238c. Thanks, Google!


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