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26 Aug 2007, 5:16 pm

All peanuts and water shall be fortified with high fat and salt content!


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26 Aug 2007, 5:31 pm

70% of all water sold at movie theaters must be desaltified.


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26 Aug 2007, 5:34 pm

All printers must jam on every 100th page printed.


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It is illegal to talk to animals.


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26 Aug 2007, 5:43 pm

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26 Aug 2007, 5:53 pm

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26 Aug 2007, 5:58 pm

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26 Aug 2007, 6:04 pm

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26 Aug 2007, 8:57 pm

It will henceforth be considered unlawfull to enter into a contract with a pet snail.


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27 Aug 2007, 6:33 pm

you want made up or actual..... guess which one is an actual law.

In Clinton, oklahoma it is illegal to molest a car.
In Clinton, oklahoma it is not illegal to molest a sheep.
In Clinton, oklahoma no officer exceeding three hundred pounds shall have to get out of his car to hassle teenagers.
In Clinton, oklahoma the city hall must be built in the center of main street causing through traffic to go a block north or south to get on the other side of main street. No roundabouts.



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27 Aug 2007, 6:56 pm

dawndeleon wrote:
In Clinton, oklahoma no officer exceeding three hundred pounds shall have to get out of his car to hassle teenagers.


That one?


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28 Aug 2007, 11:41 am

It is considered illegal for a loaner to not take back any loaned money on a foreclosed property.


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