If WP had an army...(just for fun)

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12 Sep 2007, 8:57 pm

Ye shall have the Imperium on your side. With the might of the Imperium and the faith of its soliders, no enemy can hope to destroy us.

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12 Sep 2007, 9:14 pm

Not even the Ori.

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12 Sep 2007, 9:51 pm

I love this thread.

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13 Sep 2007, 12:21 am

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

GoatOnFire wrote:

Head of the undead flamethrower divison.

The recruiters I talked with said that flamethrowers are no longer in use because they're "inhumane" however Microwave Pulse Lasers are going to be on the battlefield soon, couple of years, so what the heck does "humane" mean?

I'm GoatOnFire. Does it sound like I care about being humane? And we're undead so we really don't follow the rules of the rest of the army. My first command to my undead flamethrowers will be to round up all of the dishonest politicians in the world and then set their pants on fire.

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13 Sep 2007, 1:11 am

I'd stage a coup - just for fun.

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13 Sep 2007, 1:17 am

I'd be ... the combat medic.

Get me out of here!

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13 Sep 2007, 1:34 am

This one is easy: assassin. Specify the target, and I will eliminate him; please provide as much associated intelligence as is available.

No women, no children.

Good fortune,

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13 Sep 2007, 2:20 am

Awesomelyglorious wrote:

Arms provider, sucking up the contracts and making a hell of a profit. Go military-industrial complex!! !

If not that then a senior logistician of some form, likely a cynical one because who doesn't love a cynical logistician?

Director of military production division, rank Major General.

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Head of the undead flamethrower divison.

Ok, your rank is Lieutenant Colonel, and you have control of that specialist regiment.

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Hmn. . . expert in training injuries? Nutritionist? Nuclear weapons designer?

We need a nuclear weapons designer. You can be director of Nuclear weapons construction, at the rank of Brigadier General, and under AwesomelyGlorious' command.

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Air Defense Ministry, I get to run all the radars and SAM sites and laser missile interceptors

Though that also means being the first target in a homeland invasion.

You're in, Air Defence Command. Rank Lieutenant General.

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Support artillery

You're in charge of a mobile siege battalion, rank Major.

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Ye shall have the Imperium on your side. With the might of the Imperium and the faith of its soliders, no enemy can hope to destroy us.

Good to know.

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I'd stage a coup - just for fun.

Mutineer Sergeant.

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I'd be ... the combat medic.

Get me out of here!

Entry level medical officer, rank Lieutenant.

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This one is easy: assassin. Specify the target, and I will eliminate him; please provide as much associated intelligence as is available.

No women, no children.

That's just what we need in this military. Cold blooded killers. You're in, ranked at Master Sergeant.

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13 Sep 2007, 2:47 am

Anubis wrote:

That's just what we need in this military. Cold blooded killers. You're in, ranked at Master Sergeant.

Excellent, General; senior non-comissioned rank; someone who will still be in the trenches and get the job done; I accept. Specify strategically optimal targets, and I will end your conflict for you.

Good fortune,

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13 Sep 2007, 5:09 am

What shall our first target be?

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13 Sep 2007, 6:04 am

El Generalisimo!

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13 Sep 2007, 7:11 am

Where is he/it at?

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13 Sep 2007, 9:09 am

Venezuela

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13 Sep 2007, 4:19 pm

We must have an excuse to invade first. Hold on. I'll have the commisariat write up paper.
*goes away for a bit then returns*

Here is the paper that shall give us an excuse to invade:

El Generalismo is a heretic to the Imperium and it's allies. He has spread the taint of evil throughout Venezuela. Because the heresy has spread too much, all of Venezuela shall be purged.

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13 Sep 2007, 4:29 pm

Chavez versus Christopher Judge?

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13 Sep 2007, 4:34 pm

I don't know... but I'd definitely be the guy throwing pumpkins instead of hand grenades.

Actually, I'd just run the tavern outside of combat.

I'm such a wuss, I don't even participate in fake armies...

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