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09 Dec 2007, 4:09 am

Bread . . . 'cause there's so many different ways to eat it. :)

What if people didn't have thumbs?


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09 Dec 2007, 4:34 am

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In that case, I better start over for us all.

What if we were furry like bunnies?


Then nudity would be legal because having fur means that we're always dressed!

What if chocolate were made illegal, considered an addictive recreational drug?


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09 Dec 2007, 12:48 pm

"What if we were furry like bunnies?"

Then furry fetishes wouldn't be so controversial.

What if 42 really is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?



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09 Dec 2007, 4:15 pm

what if you could buy a package of 10 hot dogs and a package of 10 buns?

sorry, just one of the mysteries of Life...;)



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09 Dec 2007, 4:23 pm

pakled wrote:
what if you could buy a package of 10 hot dogs and a package of 10 buns?

sorry, just one of the mysteries of Life...;)


It would cause IQ's to plummet. The way those two items are packaged is an IQ test. You need to get those creative juices flowing about what to do when the buns and hot dog numbers don't match up. It's a Homeland Security thing. Keep us on our toes to keep the terrorists at bay.

What would happen if whenever a dog wagged its tail, all people who secretly hate Oprah fainted?


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09 Dec 2007, 4:33 pm

OregonBecky wrote:
pakled wrote:
what if you could buy a package of 10 hot dogs and a package of 10 buns?

sorry, just one of the mysteries of Life...;)


It would cause IQ's to plummet. The way those two items are packaged is an IQ test. You need to get those creative juices flowing about what to do when the buns and hot dog numbers don't match up. It's a Homeland Security thing. Keep us on our toes to keep the terrorists at bay.

What would happen if whenever a dog wagged its tail, all people who secretly hate Oprah fainted?


I'd be alone in the conscious world a lot then.

What if, instead of walking on our feet, we walked on our hands?


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